Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read, "It's over." FML
Today, I got an early Valentine's day card. My boyfriend and I recently broke up, and my hopes shot up thinking it might be from him. It wasn't. It was from my parents. FML
Today, we wrote Valentine's Day poems in class. I wrote a very depressing poem about how I was rejected by all the girls I like and how it hurts to be alone. When it was read to the class, they laughed and told me it was hilarious. Even the teacher. FML
Today, I sent a guy in my English class a rose. He's kind of an outcast, so I though it would be a nice gesture. I asked him later how his day was going and he said, "Good. I got a rose this morning, but I could tell it was from a guy. The handwriting was awful." FML
Today, I had an art class with my girlfriend. The teacher assigned "anti-cards", or cards for unusual or bad occasions. My girlfriend decided to make a "break-up" card, and I helped her write the poem inside it. After class, she gave it to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a bouquet of roses with a message attached. The message said, "Ever since your dog died you've stopped putting out, so I think we should break up." FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I found an email he had written to an ex-fling telling her he was single and wanted to meet up. He wrote that email from my computer, in my apartment, on Valentine's Day. FML
Today, the attractive guy I barely speak to in my statistics class gave me a rose for Valentine's Day because he remembered they were my favorite. My husband got me a roll of quarters and told me to go buy myself "something pretty." FML
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
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zafuckbat 3
messed up stuff ... sorry to hear that, sexyredhead.
deafeningsilence 8
And you had to read it out loud? Sucks. FYL.
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zafuckbat 3
messed up stuff ... sorry to hear that, sexyredhead.
mushysquirrel 0
pretty mean teacher... obviously very lonely.
m0tl3ycru3qwr 0
lol a thatch
denbeste 3
Redheads do NOT have a soul, no wonder she had to read it out loud. Lol. :)
sicwitit 0
its except!! so much for a grammer nazi!
poppywinkle 5
wow.. you should have lit bag full if poop on his door step
palosqueak 19
Pretty mean Teacher? She couldn't know that was a break-up letter, it could have ended cute:)
deafeningsilence 8
And you had to read it out loud? Sucks. FYL.
deafeningsilence 8
Me too.. what kind of teacher would make someone read that out loud? Especially on Valentine's Day..
burninnapalm 5
the teacher might not have know what it said, and was trying to have her read it out loud thinking it said I love you or something.
bariforlife 0
well she didnt have to readit out loud she could have said no and for tht i say YDI but FYL because you got dumped on Valentines and all your classmates found out
I_R_Genius 3
I am going to let this one go by me, even though I am a grammar Nazi. I am not going to correct you because I can actually read your comment perfectly. Accept for a few spelling mistakes, missed commas and periods.
Bano360 25
^^ *Except ;-)
pimpedout900 0
#63 if you really are a grammar Nazi you're the worst one ever you had 2 sentences stop trying to seem smarter than you are it's pointless and stupid and I know this isn't a full sentence but I'm not a grammar Nazi just people who say they are and judge people for not having good spelling and punctation and then make several errors drive me insane
5t3ff1k4h 45
#63,* if you really are a Grammar* Nazi you're the worst one I've* ever seen*. You* had 2 sentences. Stop* trying to seem smarter than you are.* It's* pointless and stupid;* I know this isn't a full sentence but I'm not a Grammar* Nazi.* It's just that*** people who say they are and judge people for not having good spelling and punctuation*, and then make several errors themselves,* drive me insane.* Yes, they're called hypocrites and they drive everyone else insane too. There's your comment, all corrected for you. FYI, the dude you're bitching at is not a real Grammar Nazi.
43bubba34 25
68 you ****** up trying to be grammar Nazi, and trying correcting someones comment. Any number ten and under should be spelled out. So it's Two* sentences. I just ******* hate grammar Nazis.
43bubba34 25
*a
Froz3narr0w 0
You just ****** up big time, 73. I can't even be bothered fixing that.
5t3ff1k4h 45
73- Typing a number instead of the word is still appropriate, idiot.
43bubba34 25
You claim to be a Grammar Nazi. Well from a grammar stand point no it isn't.
5t3ff1k4h 45
You're trying to correct me yet your sentences aren't perfect either, you know. I have always been taught/told that it is appropriate to do so, and in writing papers and such I have never been penalized for such a thing. If it was truly an inappropriate thing to do in the world of grammar, I would have been penalized for it and/or told that it was wrong. The only thing regarding that which applies to this is the fact that you need to remain consistent; if you start writing the word for the number out, you need to continue that, and vice versa.
tooFLY 0
81--I don't know that people really care enough to mark off for it. Growing up, I was always taught that any number less than 10 should be spelled out and if it was greater than 10, then the number should be used instead.
Michael_92 20
I signed in to comment on this. I for one don't care to much about grammar. I did learn and was taught by several teachers to always spell out anything ten and under. I was penalized for using numbers. Just saying.
HappinessForFree 3
Gosh, that's awful.. I would've read the whole thing first to myself before reading it out loud.. What an asshole boyfriend you had, breaking up like that. I'm sorry for you, OP. :(
Bri555 0
what is OP ? lol :P
not_kidding 0
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MissCharlotte_fml 26
Oragami Penis :)
Vaati_fml 20
#87 - It's actually "Original Poster". I think.
DahkLohd 4
Why didn't you just make something up?! Even if you're not creative, a "Happy Valentine's Day" would have sufficed.
mrahhhhh 21
OP that's terrible. And on Valentine's day! Just buy a chocolate box, replace the chocolate with laxatives, and have fun watching.
aKid_namedIZ 1
Why would you read it out loud in the first place if it was that personal who cares what the teacher says to do in that situation.
PhillyFox 0
There is a silver lining here. If he was a big enough dick to send you a rose to break up with you on Valentine's Day in the middle of school, would you want to spend another second with that kind of person?
WiseGuy79 14
That's a real punk-ass way to end it with you Go stab him in the eye with the rose stem lol
snowfox_fml 10
nice solution wiseguy :D
zp5 4
Wow, you must feel like you were shot in the heart with an arrow. Sorry to hear that.
SirEBC 7
By Cupid!!! :D :D ...too soon?
gabrielleangeliq 0
FHL for dating a redhead.
blitz426 0
hahahaha