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Today, I wanted to pretend to have a seizure so my baby sister could know when to call 911. When I fell down and started to pretend, she decided to drink my soda instead of helping me. FML


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On 02/25/2014 at 10:50pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Oh man that would be sodapressing.
I'm sorry

#3 - On 02/26/2014 at 7:11am by Jojohn0

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Life lesson, don't have a seizure when she's the only one with you

#2 - On 02/26/2014 at 7:10am by CloudStrife97

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