Today, I wanted to pretend to have a seizure so my baby sister could know when to call 911. When I fell down and started to pretend, she decided to drink my soda instead of helping me. FML
by Anonymous / 02/25/2014 at 10:50pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
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Oh man that would be sodapressing.
#3 - On 02/26/2014 at 7:11am by Jojohn0
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Life lesson, don't have a seizure when she's the only one with you
#2 - On 02/26/2014 at 7:10am by CloudStrife97
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