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Today, my daughter tried to sneak out of the house. When I caught her, she freaked out and punched me in the face. She then "snapped out of it" and claimed she was sleepwalking. FML


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On 06/25/2012 at 12:08am - kids - by abbielane - United States (Michigan)

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She obviously needs a lot more rest due to "sleepwalking". Her new bedtime should be 7, just to make sure.

#4 - On 06/25/2012 at 6:06am by plaguer

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wow. if i was caught sneaking out of the house, the LAST thing i would do is punch one of my parents in the face, unless i wanted to die...

#7 - On 06/25/2012 at 6:12am by Pentium_4

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