Today, my mother-in-law thought it would be appropriate to give my five-year-old daughter some bedclothes with the Playboy logo all over them. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my five-year-old daughter asked me why moms don't swallow clothes, so that their babies won't be born naked. My husband burst into derisive laughter, and has now trained her into responding to the name "Derp-Derp." FML
Today, my mother-in-law started chasing my kids around her house to make them smell her freshly-washed underwear. They were thongs. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
Today, I picked up my daughter from preschool. Her teacher handed me her nap blankets and mentioned there was an extra article of clothing I might want to take home. I looked in-between the blankets and saw a pair of my giant granny panties that had gotten mixed in with her stuff. FML
Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML
Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML
Today, my daughter asked me to take her to Victoria's Secret so I could buy her some "sexy clothes". She's 9. FML
Today, I found out my husband had bought my one year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML
Today, I bought a shirt for my 5 year-old, which said, "I tried to be good, but I take after my Grandpa!" I thought it was a cute joke, but my mother-in-law said, "So you mean his grandpa isn't good? And that's why your son isn't good?" Despite my husband adding, "She bought this shirt. It was a joke, mom" they're still offended. FML
Today, it was my little girl's birthday and her grandparents came over to celebrate. One of the presents from her grandparents turned out to be a sweater. She then asked, "Mommy, may I please lie?" When I shook my head no, she exclaimed, "I hate this ugly sweater!" FML
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vdjones 0
Worse that Playboy found it appropriate to make things for 5 year old.
buck33 14
Good luck in the future!
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dane4422 0
I'm a total asshole with nothing to say at all, the only thing I have in my life is trying to be the first post in a comments section, I'm pathetic.
SokDek 14
Why yes, yes you are.
awagh666 14
A complete waste of the first spot.
buck33 14
Good luck in the future!
Damn_Hippster 11
OP don't worry, there just pajamas. I have Jackass boxers but it doesn't mean I'm going to go around acting like the guys from Jackass.
IAdminIFlow 0
LOL OP maybe granny just wants her sweet grand daughter to grow up a little too quckly
HannahWho 8
I know it seems bad, but maybe the little girl likes bunnies or the Mother-In_Law didn't know and thought they were just pjs.
schrodingersdog 4
Pedobear would approve.
justmethough 8
She's five, I doubt she'd recognize the logo and I highly doubt that it'll affect her future any.
Deroni76 5
LOL, Playboy are pedophiles?
Llamacod 11
Um hannah, they are just pjs
hope540 0
Gotta start me while they're young I guess.
hope540 0
Em**
littletinyME 5
Why do they even make playboy pajamas for little kids?
X_Codes 11
#118 - I was just about to ask that same thing.
Magnificent_Fart 1
YES.
ehh_why_not 6
i wonder how many people read that whole thing? how about how many people cared?
Characterise 0
so? shes not gonna know what it is if she likes it coz it's a bunny then let her most ppl buy playboy anyway coz the logos cool they don't think bout what's behind it like me I have playboy car seats n steering wheel cover n a cd sleeve that came with it and I don't give a shit bout the real meaning
MissHayleyJames 7
Hmm too bad we'll all still always give little girls their Barbie dolls.
at_1sexymofo 3
I didnt, i scrolled right by that shit
ohSNAPyall 27
Thank you, 135. Yes, "bedclothes" are sheets / blankets -- the clothes for your bed to wear, not the clothes you wear to bed.
curtocreep 1
First it pj's Next it's seat covers....
SpruceDread4578 13
176- I read it because it's true. Others don't read it because they want to hide from the sad truth.
zadie 6
Grandma's pushing for greatgrandchildren?
Idonebeenhad 17
Starting young! Trollface.jpg
tellithowitis 13
It's not like she knows, she probably just thinks its a bunny
silentbutfunny 0
A bunny with a bow tie..
miZscrZee 0
Those are cute.(: I don't think it'll affect her since she's still so young.
melchibr_fml 0
Yeah I doubt she'll understand, but what if she decides that she likes the logo, and wears it around other family members? It's a recipe for disaster if you ask me.
DooleyFTW 17
C'mon like to a little child all it is is some pink or black bedclothes with a bunny on it! There's no real harm IMO
incognito1520 20
Exactly, there's no way the 5 year old can recognize that logo.
Bobissmall 13
I personally find it ridiculous anyway! All these young girls walking around with playboy logos, it's pretty disgusting. I personally think it's quite trashy, and nothing says "I'm a ****" more than wearing a logo that is from ****...
PeteyPablo12308 20
Playboy is far from ****... Wtf is wrong with you?!
ProhibitionRose 14
It's a tad thoughtless on mommy dearest-in-law's side...but it's not like she gave her a years subscription to Playboy. Some parents are way too anal
HannahWho 8
Did anyone think the Mother-In-Law honestly didn't know that is was playboy?
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
4. I agree with you 100%. Children have no clue to the world around them. They are innocent to the core, it's when we start explaining things to them is when the corruption begins. Plus, some girls actually dream of being in playboy and can't wait for the day they turn 18. If we didn't have girls with that mentality, there wouldn't be playboy to begin with, and no one wants that...
Googoo27 12
37, based on today's children, she'd probably recognize it by the time she's 8. Think about all the kids on the Internet who are still in elementary, yet know so many sexual and crude terms it's not even funny. I'm sure they'll pass that down to their younger siblings which could include OP's daughter.
wisese 0
50, while it's possible the mother-in-law didn't recognize the logo, it's doubtful. Playboy has been around for nearly 60 years, which is probably longer than the mother-in-law has been alive.
Characterise 0
shell have 5 or 8 more years till she finds out what it really is and anyway she'll be outgrown it kids always go one to another all the time soon just introduce hello kitty or something
lionandthelamb61 9
Characterise, say it with me, "Punctuation is my friend."
om102907 4
What the hell is wrong with u?
DeLpHe3zY 7
Lol hopefully she wont understand
Superstitious 6
Tell her they're Easter Bunnies
BostonBruinsFan 8
…with a bowtie?
xleanne_aLly 23
The gram probably thought they were easter bunnies.
girl112891 7
To a 5 year old, they are nothing but bunny rabbits, the type that hops around, have big ears, eats carrots, and poops a lot.
ohSNAPyall 27
Easter Bunnies that silently walk around and hug kids at restaurants often wear bow ties.
NiiTeH 7
Someone's growing fast.
DrMime 10
Better than what I got... My mom was murdered on my bed and there was blood everywhere, we had no money so we couldn't afford to get new sheets. So I found bleach and tried very hard to remove all color. I wanted the blood gone... So much blood.. Bleach everywhere... Color... Bad.... Well that's why I'm a mime! Who's creeped out completely?
Jiplo 18
Oh god...
omfg_creepers 8
Only mothers (in laws are questionable) know best!
AnMiVa89 0
he'll learn young!:D
julialinn 2
They said daughter in the fml lol
DrMime 10
"He'll"??? They said playboy bunnies, not gayboy bunnies!!!
DrMime 10
"He'll"??? They said playboy bunnies, not gayboy bunnies!!!
DrMime 10
Crap double post...
Swiftly 0
Haha future pornstar right there
draegbomb 5
That's somebody's daughter...
Swiftly 0
I mean, there is no such thing as sarcasm right?
kansah 25
Every **** star is somebody's daughter.
llamafish 25
Or son.
KiddNYC1O 22
As ****** up as this comment was, it made me laugh. LOL.
rocker_chick105 31
Teach them early!
Redoxx_fml 22
They're just bunnies