Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Home improvement
Today, my son sprayed our white couch with Febreze. This would have been great, were the "Febreze" not actually black spray paint. FML
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nava1210 12
Now all you gotta do is get white spray paint.
Yarrachel 16
Spray the rest of it and you'll have a black couch. Black is classy.
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Comments (193)
ballinjordin 1
First comment!
Angel1000168 16
Ouch... most of it can wash out but there might be a stain left over
flamegrilled123 3
Have you tried washing spray paint off a sofa?
dav3800 7
Why would she wash it? She got a black sofa for free. Pretty good deal.
Jonkbaby 23
op I will pay 50 million for this piece of installation art
kalejaxson 5
So OP pretty much lied when she said he sprayed their couch with Febreze? Cuz it wasn't Febreze, it was black spray paint. Or does Febreze come in black spray paint flavor now? ... so confused
xXxIracebethxXx 14
#38 - What are you talking about? OP lying? Flavored air fresheners? The ****?
ThisIsMyReign 4
38 - Since when did febreze or spray paint have different flavors?
I_lost_the_game 25
38- Because spray paint is a flavour isn't it?
yankfan89 27
38-Have you been drinking Febreeze because that might explain your stupid comment?
OhHushDear 11
38, good grief. OP meant the son thought the spray paint was Febreze. He thought he was spraying the couch with air freshener.
dcg1375 7
124- refer to comment 3. Sub comment 66. It's not their point. But seriously?
kayluhannemarie 9
worst. screen. name. ever. :( lol thanks to yu i lost :(
I_lost_the_game 25
Oh are you talking to me? Well then you are most certainly welcome!
KunoKanashimi 3
38 so...Spray paint and air freshener are flavored? You would know, right?
billiebob12345 2
49- And since when was black a flavor?
narkui 10
Good luck cleaning! Sorry OP!
dcg1375 7
Why is black spray paint in the same place that Febreeze would be? And how old is your son? Hopefully a toddler that has no clue what the difference between a Febreeze bottle and a spray can. Which brings up the question, if he's that young then WHY do you have spray paint in his reach??
chell1894 13
Who in their right mind gets a white couch? Now that's the real question.
SugarCrazy 14
118, Especially with a kid either young enough, or stupid enough to mistake black spray paint for Febreeze.
nava1210 12
Now all you gotta do is get white spray paint.
ohmylanta22 5
Well said :)
Babydoll4ever 7
Wouldn't that make grey?
angrymexican 8
Maybe OP should mix all the colors and then it will turn white. Except with paint it turns shit brown.
kewlkate 9
Or any other color. Abstract art, It's the new thing!
Norsk_Emily 8
Or make a "Darkness, Redness and Whiteness" couch.
mnmolino 14
I personally vote for painting it neon purple, but that's just me
MyLifeIsWierd 12
Hello fellow tobuscus fan!
DeOilers 9
Gotta love Tobuscus!
ninjacapo 2
Agree with 40. Or jus black and white! Say its modern art Thats how most fads get started.
ALpein 0
@32 Someone doesn't understand how colors work.
Link5794 18
Audience? What are you doing in this comment thread? Don't you know comments are one of the top ten causes of reading in America?
tennisrapper1 14
He should have been more careful :/ maybe spray paint smells like febreeze to him?
TourettesGuyFTW 26
"Warning, keep away from children", could have prevented this. YDI.
SW500 13
Well, I have always found the smell of paint delightful.
OhHushDear 11
29, I'm guessing you don't have kids. My brothers get into stuff they shouldn't all the time, even though it's put away up high. Sometimes it just doesn't work.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
This has nothing to do with having kiss or not. It's simple common sense. Similarly, if a child gains access to the knife drawer and stabs themself or someone else, it's the fault of the moron who gave such easy access to it in the first place. Unless that child is 15. Get it?!
imepelepticsir 5
i guess spraypaint can help remove ordors by killing your braincells or something. ah got to love that feeling.
CaitlynLovesLife 11
Well thats not gunna come out ..
theunwiseone 4
Your sons a dumbass
Jonkbaby 23
its pronounced "Dumas"
traze 7
Do explain how you came to the conclusion of him being a dumb ass, please?!
AssassinsCRB 0
Same way i think you're a dumas #112
silvergaze 1
Beat his ass. The kid needs discipline. I never did crap like that as a kid.
XTheDesertSongX 17
It was an accident.. Calm the **** down.
desireev 18
Yeah.. Beat a child for a completely innocent mistake and accident! That's a ****** great idea!! Dumbass..
lionlvr 9
I'm so sure you're SO perfect, aren't you? Let's be hateful to this kid because he's a KID and BY MISTAKE did something he did not mean. Idiot.
biggestfan23 11
Silvergraze is right. That's why a lot of kids today are messed up. Parents let the kids do whatever they want with no repercussions
taytaylal 11
I dont agree that this kid should be beat, but he should have some punishment. If OP doesn't do anything about this, this kid will be like majority of kids today.
Cryptic_Equinox 0
Hey, everyone, lets go beat the hell out of 9 for saying "ass"
Characterise 0
tell me why he had a spray paint can in the first place? kinda stupid parents for not putting it up high in the first place o_o it has chemicals you knowwww he could've sprayed it in his mouth if yous all think oh wow it's a kid they don't know what to dooo it's an accidenttt
Kypopz 9
9, please don't have kids.
sivadet 3
I agree to a point with 9 I'm 17 and I think parents should bring back the switches and paddles and such .don't beat them just let them know there's going to be painful repercussion for there actions
Big_Chives 7
Kid needs discipline. Not a beating. But don't be a panzie and let him get away with it
greentiger 5
I mean yeah, it was very bad that he sprayed the couch with black paint, but he thought it was Febreze.. And anyway even if it was on purpose why the f... would you beat a kid for that. I mean dude come on
Yarrachel 16
Spray the rest of it and you'll have a black couch. Black is classy.
writergirl23 19
Yeah I agree with u there mate, only problem is spray paint tends to make the fabric go ugly looking
erl1996_fml 6
I smell a scholarship to Harvard!
xStaciexLynnx 15
I think that's just the paint fumes...
j_cat187 20
I smell paint thinner
jonn090 13
And I smell...... Dam this paint really does get you high
SugarCrazy 14
What does a Harvard scholarship smell like, exactly?
UnleashedKilla1 4
And I smell some ass whooping