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Today, my son sprayed our white couch with Febreze. This would have been great, were the "Febreze" not actually black spray paint. FML

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Now all you gotta do is get white spray paint.

Yarrachel 16

Spray the rest of it and you'll have a black couch. Black is classy.

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whats black and smells like green paint? black paint

I would ground him for the rest of his natural life.

White couches look really weird /: so he's Doug you a favor

How do you Doug someone a favor?

That will teach you to keep poisons locked up!

Well either your son is way to young or you to have white anything in the house.. OR You did something wrong.. :/

Why would it be in his reach??

luckygirl42213 0

um...how old is your son?

KiddNYC1O 22

Enjoy your black couch. Or buy another one you rich ************.... I'm Rick James, bitch.

Eh kids will be kids....haha

Mmmm smells good! ;) Sucks for you though