Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Home improvement
Today, my son sprayed our white couch with Febreze. This would have been great, were the "Febreze" not actually black spray paint. FML
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nava1210 12
Now all you gotta do is get white spray paint.
Yarrachel 16
Spray the rest of it and you'll have a black couch. Black is classy.
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Comments (193)
neander 8
When are parents going to learn to keep things out of the reach of children? I would blame this on you.
sodapopper 6
He must be a mongo.
robberry 11
Why did you have spray paint in a spot where he can get it?
Calyx_fml 22
YDI for having a white couch and a kid. Actually, YDI for having a white couch! What are you a Miami Vice coke dealer?
wittygirl 8
Was that your sons argument when you caught him tagging your couch with spray paint? Cause I fail to understand why you say it was febreeze when clearly it was spray paint..
MaceFaceLOL 8
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint What's black and looks somewhat like white couch? I think you can figure this one out^^
Clamcreepy 7
FYL because you have a son who can't tell the difference between "Febreze"
marisalee 0
Wrong grammar
Boston_4_Life 3
Why did you say Febreze at first instead of black spraypaint?
marquette10 0
Hey, it's an excuse to get all new furniture of you want it...