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Home improvement

Today, my son sprayed our white couch with Febreze. This would have been great, were the "Febreze" not actually black spray paint. FML

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Now all you gotta do is get white spray paint.

Yarrachel 16

Spray the rest of it and you'll have a black couch. Black is classy.

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Your mom forget to take her meds that morning?

I sure hope your son stopped as soon as he noticed, and maybe you could flip the cushion or something? If he didn't stop, then you have a dumb kid of he doesn't notice the couch turning black... Wtf goes through your head when you leave spraypaint just laying around anyway?!?!

Sorry, but ydi, it sounds like your son is pretty young if he wasn't able to catch that it was spray paint and not febreeze, you shouldn't have had spray paint where he could get to it.

**** yea the persons a dumbass

Or febreeze, for that matter.

ScubaSteve96 0

I hope the new black sofa goes with all your other stuff. Lol because there isn't any getting that stuff off you know.

PinkFun1969 9

Oh just can't killem....

a future decorator, no doubt.

mintcandyapple 3

why is ur son playing with spray paint alone in the first place??! YDI

Time to get a new black couch.

Spray it all black! It'll look better than one black splotch!

could always make. it eve