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Today, my son sprayed our white couch with Febreze. This would have been great, were the "Febreze" not actually black spray paint. FML

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Now all you gotta do is get white spray paint.

Yarrachel 16

Spray the rest of it and you'll have a black couch. Black is classy.

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justbieber12 0

Uh, OP, it's spelled febreeze... Dumb kid tho

nuh-uh! it's febreze!

Well this sounds like something I would do..

What kinda idiot cant tell the difference between spray paint and fabreze? Might as well cut your loss w/ both couch and kid

This kid's parents' are gonna have stories for him 16 years down the road, by the sound of it. Shit, I keep getting reminded of little things of what I did, here and there.

Is he special?! Who does paint look like that!

just by a new couch cover and be thankful he didn't spray it towards his face could have been much worse.

SpeakOutLoud 1

Call it an artistic statement

That sucks. Thats why kids and white anything dont go together. How old is your son?

Artistic inspiration? Sorry OP. that sucks

Try to make it a zebra print!