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Today, I woke up to my two year old crawling in bed with me and saying, "I poop". Normally this would be ok, but this morning she decided she didn't need a diaper. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31596) - you deserved it (3844)

On 06/27/2011 at 12:08pm - kids - by Eringobrag88 - United States

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now that's a shitty situation

#1 - On 06/27/2011 at 5:03pm by magentaballoon15

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The only thing better than waking up to a bed full of your own shit is waking up to a bed full if someone else's shit. Put that shit in the coffee pot and enjoy a tasty cup of the home-brew.

#6 - On 06/27/2011 at 5:07pm by every1luvsboners

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