Today, my girlfriend made me shave my chest. Afterwards, she said I looked like I was 12. She won't have sex with me until it grows back. FML
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Today, my girlfriend told me that if I shaved, my penis might seem bigger. FML
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my girlfriend for the first time. When I took my shirt off, she saw my chest acne. She ran out of my house and hasn't spoken to me in 5 hours. FML
Today, I shaved my penis and balls. When my girlfriend saw, she said, "You look like my little brother." He's 6 years-old. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me the reason she asked me to shave my beard. When I go down on her shaved, it feels more like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally had the confidence to show my girlfriend my hairy chest/stomach. I'm very self conscious about it, and get embarrassed easily. She said I looked disgusting, called me Chewbacca and broke up with me on the spot. FML
Today, my girlfriend won’t give me oral because she doesn't like pubes, so I trimmed them; she refused again because they felt prickly, so I waxed them. Now she says I look like a little boy. If she doesn’t want to suck cock, why won’t she just say so instead of hinting she might if I shaved? FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
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BlackScorpionAng 0
Your life is really ****** because you're pussy whipped. Your girlfriend "MADE" you shave your chest. I bet if you reach between your legs you wouldn't even feel your balls...you'd need to rummage threw her purse and find them to feel those babies now boy. And sadly, even after she "MADE" you preform for her, you still phailed... and she cut you off anyway. This is why your life is ******..it's not your naked chest, which no doubt she'll make fun of with her friends and probably her mother and then tell your friends about and never let you live down. You should reclaim your junk, pack you stuff and get the **** out before you're forced to wear her panties and bra for her amusement.
elannasdad 0
Do her from behind
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Comments (67)
cuteguyoO 0
fyl
austinryansmith 0
lol
sydneyanne 0
yeah what he said. **** ur life.
fsebastianslife 0
actually,YDI for being whipped
HeavyWeaponsGuy 21
believe it or not, there's a button for that.
bugmenotmofo 34
at least you know your gf is not a pedo...
esme3101 0
you are whipped
spazz666 18
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Aww poor you. The world is coming to an end because yours not having sex. Boo-*******-hoo. Jeez is that the only reason ur in a relationship with her? Find something else you have in common... Relationships shouldn't be based on who will have sex with you or not. Damn.
afrbrunette 0
i agree!
k43L1 0
sex IS an important part of a relationship jeez! they might have sex on a pretty regular basis, so to stop having sex until the hair grows back, would totally suck! OP, i dunno wtf is up with your gf pullin that stunt on ya.
MadVlrus 1
1) It's about his girlfriend saying he should do something... and after he does it she 'punishes' him. 2) What you're describing is called "Just a friend".
ChiPandaNeko 0
Second that but not the exact post I would comment this on
King_Nero 15
3- the point isn't that he isn't having sex it is because she was enough of a bitch to make him do something then punish him for it.
BlackScorpionAng 0
Your life is really ****** because you're pussy whipped. Your girlfriend "MADE" you shave your chest. I bet if you reach between your legs you wouldn't even feel your balls...you'd need to rummage threw her purse and find them to feel those babies now boy. And sadly, even after she "MADE" you preform for her, you still phailed... and she cut you off anyway. This is why your life is ******..it's not your naked chest, which no doubt she'll make fun of with her friends and probably her mother and then tell your friends about and never let you live down. You should reclaim your junk, pack you stuff and get the **** out before you're forced to wear her panties and bra for her amusement.
arcadiaware 0
Step 1, when the hair grows back, cut her off.
k43L1 0
he shaved because he wanted to try to please her, havent you ever heard of doing something for someone? its not his fault his gf is being an ass
G0v3nat0r 7
4- you're saying people in a relationship should not do nice things for each other?
nman7 0
Damn straight
jimluminaye 17
And you're a bitch. Maybe he isn't whipped and was trying to be nice
elannasdad 0
Do her from behind
k43L1 0
agreed!
perdix 31
The good news is your chest hair will grow back. The bad news is that your girlfriend says she is now into eunuchs.
PhillyFox 0
Break up with her. She sounds like a controlling bitch.
LonghornsFan1 0
Lol now that sux
thenixter 0
lol @ 6 :P but yea OP you definetly don't need someone like that...
Sandrellae 0
wtf