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Today, my girlfriend made me shave my chest. Afterwards, she said I looked like I was 12. She won't have sex with me until it grows back. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22495) - you deserved it (4484)

On 11/13/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by thelistman (man) - United States (Illinois)

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Your life is really fucked because you're pussy whipped. Your girlfriend "MADE" you shave your chest. I bet if you reach between your legs you wouldn't even feel your'd need to rummage threw her purse and find them to feel those babies now boy. And sadly, even after she "MADE" you preform for her, you still phailed... and she cut you off anyway. This is why your life is's not your naked chest, which no doubt she'll make fun of with her friends and probably her mother and then tell your friends about and never let you live down.
You should reclaim your junk, pack you stuff and get the fuck out before you're forced to wear her panties and bra for her amusement.

#4 - On 11/13/2009 at 5:42pm by BlackScorpionAng

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Do her from behind

#5 - On 11/13/2009 at 5:43pm by elannasdad

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