thepixies842
Warkworth, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, at my job at a fast-food restaurant, I once again got called into the men's bathroom to break up sex between two homeless people. FML
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Welshite 40
They were indeed "lovin' it".
cakefete2 31
Well... if you insist. They turned the bathroom into their play place and didn't give a McShit what anyone had to say about it.
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cassiecassie559 21
I'm so sorry...
Venasaur1 9
I wonder how op did that? Do you just walk in and say, "we didn't want you to take 'I'm lovin' it literally"..... Awkward.
incoherentrmblr 22
You can't spell McDonalds without McDo...
CloudBustah 20
#1 you should feel sorry. 'Once again', OP did you have to break up multiple homeless lovemaking in the bathroom?
CloudBustah 20
I just realized how stupid my wording was. Let me try again. "How many homeless lovemaking have you broken up in the bathroom?"
Miss_Whipped 43
Enough to post an FML about it, evidently.
Welshite 40
They were indeed "lovin' it".
niallo 23
Sounds like the start of a really bad **** movie.
sweetest_jenn 18
There's good **** movies??
KVKdragon 26
That's a matter of perspective and personal preferences that not many people are willing to share lol
chickenfeet223 11
And just like that. You turn my day around
mannatee 19
They did "have it their way"
ComoEsJuan 24
But they probably didn't eat so fresh...
woainishamu 21
They were jacking it in each other's box. (I know I'm lame) haha
lalaney 14
I logged in just to upvote this.
colby6666 43
@92- I logged in just to downvote you.
incoherentrmblr 22
...and they were being a bunch of McAssholes...
Evil_Wench 16
It was finger-licking good!
StiffPvtParts 43
#143 Oh God, I think I'm gonna be sick *~*
groovycrazyjoe 18
why stop them OP he was going to deliver 10 minutes or less
Crossing 17
Maybe they wanted to "eat fresh"
Finest872 5
how are you ???
TheTacoMan 24
Was it Freaky Fast?
sergei_yusef 11
Let's have sex in a fast food restaurant. you know, "think outside the bell".
mominzed 19
I hope it was sex and not sucks...
AnOriginalName 19
Nope, no sucking. Just Dirty Mike and the boys turning the bathroom into a soup kitchen.
the_real_dvd 21
Dirty Mike and the boys would've left a note.
englacobain 14
Why would that be a bigger problem??
kissmeImawkward 17
A note and a deer vag too.. O.o
gracehi 33
Sounds like your restaurant needs to invest in a house installation in the bathroom.
lil_ham1644 29
What does that mean?
kayteakay 26
*cough* hose.
gracehi 33
oh yeah I meant *hose. ******* Swype. And I said "installation" because putting a hose in the bathroom won't do any good unless they have a working hose faucet for it. In my experience, restaurant bathrooms don't have one.
bluucat 17
I'm speechless. Hang in there OP.
ishchandan 14
Well that must've been awkward...hey excuse me... I don't mean to interrupt but you're gonna have to stop doing that...
9echo 17
"When we said that we serve foot-longs, this ISN'T what we meant..."
WheelJackv01 8
I hope they could afford a condom
RedPillSucks 33
A condominium.... oh wait, they're homeless.
Joshwarrior 39
Awe I wish you said the name of it there are so many possible puns. On a serious note you have my sympathy, and remember to wash your hands after (:
thepixies842 6
McDonalds.. let the puns roll:)
cakefete2 31
Well... if you insist. They turned the bathroom into their play place and didn't give a McShit what anyone had to say about it.
cakefete2 31
Maybe their happy meal had a little too much happy in it.
cryssycakesx3 23
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
so many puns, very few good ones...
Alchemist_21 26
Guess the golden arches put a smile on someone's face.
kaitieloo 22
New meaning to the McGangbang.
RoseCrystal 17
Well I guess those two were lovin' it.
Crazc 15
Using that McDick huh
OBTrice 15
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You came to the wrong neighborhood mcmotherfucker. (pun intended)
cakefete2 31
Forgive me for this in advance, but I just pictured how this situation might have started. -Knock knock. Open up its Mickey D's. -Mickey D's who? -Mickey D's nuts in your mouth. -Well that'll be the first meal I've had all day. *commence le epic bathroom sexy time*
reaxion 25
Did they have nice buns, or was it just plain seedy? Hope you told them to burger off and stop shaking things up there.
Yeshua_fml 19
I can see it now: The next generation of McDonalds advertisements will present the "McGriddle" as the "McDriller" and claim that McDonalds is an aphrodisiac.
shudson186 17
Guess you had to... Stop them from giving the secret sauce right?!
FMLworthy5000 21
She wanted a BigMac but he gave her the McFlurry instead
Crazc 15
Homeless? Smells like McFish.
XTheDesertSongX 17
This just in: Putting "Mc" before a McWord in your McPun doesn't necessarily make it McFunny.
lifesabish 9
You watch too much bad **** lol
jrn 14
He let her taste his "special sauce"
Crazc 15
#131 how was my mcjoke not mcfunny? its...its a item on the menu...its made of fish...
CrystaltheFail 2
Let's hope that they don't play McMinecraft. Otherwise the universe would become a McLand of McStuff and everything is full of McDonalds.
Snicket 13
Idiot
griffin1992 9
There'a an old meaning to that???xD
Stryker78cRS 15
@105 R u Carl Azuz (CNN Student News) (pun master)
Patty410 11
What's all the fuss about, people put their Big Mac in someone's McFlurry everyday.
gorilladuck 6
thats a super sized McNasty
iluvFMLs15 19
That's the best pun I've seen so far Haha xD
JustStella 28
This comment reminds me of Perdix...
jkmartinjk 16
Where is Perdix? And Docbastard? And Noor?
sappykat4 4
why did I picture that as something horatio would say lol
sykokitti 15
make them put a lock on the restrooms.
tj4234 36
Not sure about in Canada, but in some countries it is illegal to lock restrooms that can be used by the public.
Sassie8810 9
Nope. A lot of restsurants in sketchy areas make you ask for the key to use the restrooms here. If it prevents things like this, I'm all for it.