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Today, my mom called me from jail. She was arrested for having sex in public. I was with my dad when I got the call. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49798) - you deserved it (2613)

On 10/27/2012 at 11:02am - intimacy - by Monkey (man) - United States

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Everyone always wondered why you don't have any of your dads features

#1 - On 10/27/2012 at 1:53pm by JiggaJayZ

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This is one of those double whammy FML's. It's like life gave you a one two punch to the nuts.

#3 - On 10/27/2012 at 1:56pm by misspulkadot24

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