Who dis? New phone

By Sexting - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, my girlfriend's phone was stolen. I have no idea who I've been sexting the entire afternoon. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 715
You deserved it 9 365

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Rocky007 15

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Today, my mom borrowed my phone without telling me, she sexted my boyfriend all day, FML

JackeeDawn 9

Seems how you are comfortable in the sexting department. I would just like to know; when you are sexting do you get phoners in place of boners..?

Out there somewhere is a very over-excited sweaty forty year old male with a hard on. At least you managed to make someone very happy today.

If OP found out it was a man then I would love to see his face.

celine21_fml 0

I know right. What if it was an old man O_O

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Not to be rude #2, but why not? If they're dating and (im assuming) are old enough and intimate then they can do as they please. Just my opinion.

Sounds like you have a very strong hand

sniperkit 10

Not only is it have*, but they're dating each other so it's not like he knew that it was a stranger. Give him a break.

5 - #2 Probably said that because it's illegal here in the United States. I live in the U.S., so I know this. Just saying that that's probably why #2 said OP shouldn't have been sexting.

CJ0106 1

Sexting isn't illegal in the United States...

85 is a british fag(not a cig you brit) who made that up on ze spot.

85, what the **** are you talking about? Sexting isn't illegal in America. Please know what you're talking about before you go off spouting incorrect information on FML. Minors are the ones who aren't really allowed to sext, but it doesn't stop them.

85- WTF are you talking about? sexting is only illegal if you're under the age of consent.

It's illegal to send nude photos when the people are minors because it counts as child ****. If they're not, then they are allowed (although I'm not too sure if it's allowed when they're in different states since that deals with interstate laws)

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People do it because it's fun, arousing, playful, sexy, and can lead to actual sex once you're together. Does it still seem pointless now?

In that case, my suspicion that you're an idiot has now been confirmed. Congratulations.

Just hang with Jill, she doesn't sext either!

mrsmillsy 10

I'm too scared that I'll accidentally sext my mum instead of my husband, so I tend to tone it down before it gets too much.

Wish my girlfriend thought that way jajaja just kidding but you got a good point there sir :)

Hmm I'm an idiot because I think sexting is stupid? Well so much for voicing my opinion.

No, you said it was pointless, not stupid. There's a big difference. There is clearly a point to it, but you are absolutely welcome to your opinion that it's stupid. I happen to share that opinion with you.

sniperkit 10

Oh jeeze. Well, it's not like you could have known. FYL

Lil_Mac1213 2

I hope your girlfriend finds her phone! Hopefully if she does, you two can look back on the sexting bit and laugh it off.

Doesn't mean she can't find out who has it and get it back. Won't likely happen but still possible.

59- There are a few phones that can be tracked. So she could find out who took it.

And she could track it, lock it, and make it ring a full loudness for awhile. Assuming it is an iPhone. I'm not sure what androids do.

Well in that case, I hope OP didn't end up sending them to a pedophile.

^ am I just retarded, or does this comment make no sense?

MichellinMan 20

for all we know it could be an alien finding out information about humans to TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

Well, all that alien found out was about OPs love for ********. Nothing really interesting there...

jjohnson26559 1

Better than sexting no body I guess?

His name is Chuck. He thinks ur so hot.

FML_14u2c 14

His name is Chuck and he wants to f**k!

Inheritance 10

Hopefully you weren't sexting a minor.

77-Nice work making a reply completely irrelevant to the original comment. Do people do that just for their comment to be seen?

107-The question was meant for 77, so no.

Bliss391 7

Have her track her phone and see if you can figure out who has it .