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Today, I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax, resulting in my mood being killed. I was cockblocked by my need for grammatical correctness. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24244) - you deserved it (10959)

On 06/17/2012 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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A big turn-off is the unexpected period.

#4 - On 06/17/2012 at 6:15am by perdix

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Something tells me you turned to books after several nights were cut short by you correcting your one night stand in the heat of the moment?

#5 - On 06/17/2012 at 6:19am by afropuffjake

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