Today, I went to an extended family reunion. I started chatting to my great grandpa, and he asked me what I do for a living. Before I could tell him I breed animals, my visibly drunk dad interrupted and slurred, "Oh, she jacks things off. Horses, pigs, just about anything, really." FML

by -_- / 02/17/2012 at 7:13pm / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Intimacy

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  • He only explained your job in an "everyone will understand" way.

    #1 - On 02/18/2012 at 12:10am by onlychildFTW

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  • This is why family reunions suck. It always ends up with someone drunk, someone fighting, someone crying etc... I'd rather stay home and read FMLs.

    #4 - On 02/18/2012 at 12:14am by BeccaHugs

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