Mood: broken

By talkingtoaretard - 25/01/2012 05:00 - United States

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Today, I was talking dirty with someone on the phone, when at one point I said, "Oh yeah, you like that?" She responded, "I can't actually feel anything you know, we're just on the phone." FML
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ant2590 6

She needs practice in talking dirty

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BarDownDaily 12

That's when you hang up.

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Ozone1232 5

Username of OP definitely describes the girl over the phone.

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xSonic 9

^^ so does the FML Just in other words...

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imepelepticsir 5

maybe you can tell her to shove the phone up her furry kitty o:

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rooh123 5

At least she isn't with anyone else and is being honest

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indianguyinuk 12

well you can't blame her for telling the truth

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llamafish 25

I hope you used protection. Wouldn't want to get hearing AIDS ;)

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GovernorGeneral 8

Lately, these fmls keep 'reminding' me about the old ones.... Or maybe its just the other side of the story...O.O

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n_epic_fail 14

Yea, we know OP. Your "someone"(girlfriend) made an FML last week... Funny you left out the laughter part.

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CanWeMicrowaveIt 11

Thats why I always say "would you like that" cuz then there is no way they can say something without being really bitchy xD

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ImFrackinBored 13

OP was holding two phones...

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ant2590 6

She needs practice in talking dirty

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elephantom12 9

That's a mean looking mustache you got goin on there 2.

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Pentium_4 27

you were only looking at his mustache cause you couldn't see his bladder right? i love bear grylls but the piss jokes are entertaining....

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ClassyCommando 13

I don't think I've EVER seen a bladder in a profile pic. I suppose DocBastard is bound to show us one sometime.

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boofgall 16

16- why are your comments always so lame?

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Pentium_4 27

you never know with Doc. haha, i don't care what people think...i just have fun on FML. douchebag

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ClassyCommando 13

Yeah, the amount of hostility on this site is astonishing.

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Pentium_4 27

38, yeah, it really is. Yeah I say stupid things but it's just to kill time...i enjoy this app the most

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brenton490 19

My scouter says the hostility on this site is over 9000!!!

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Pelreskovich 11

Rawr. I'm here to participate in the rage, Pentium, stop having such stupid comments, omg. :P

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Red_Forman 0

Aha! i sense whats going on. she's being anti-joke/thing on him. clever move mystery person, clever move

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Shenannigoats 16

This. Of course she can't feel anythin, you're supposed to pretend. I'd say she's the one who screwed up here and not the guy, she failed at dirty talking. Hard.

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chili10 18

Boofgall, I don't think you have any room to talk, what with you being so rude in approximately 90% of all your comments. Pentium has his good comments and his bad comments but for the most part I always enjoy them.

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ladyLALAA 28

Or maybe she needs to learn to touch herself whilst talking about it..

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takeapieandrun 9

Way to kill the mood... and "liking" something doesn't mean you have to feel it

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JustinComments 3

He should remind her about a cell phones vibrating function .

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wierdos_rule 0

Careful with that phone sex, there's an outbreak among senior citizens of........ hearing aids

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Chad_the_Brony 0

You should come back with; 'I know. I'm working on it'.

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juturnaamo 29

I think the oddest thing about this is the 'someone' isn't classified. It could be a girlfriend, a phone actress, niece, who knows?

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fancyclown 9

Maybe he just picked a random number out of the phonebook and tried his luck.

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TPSerigne 9

Yeah their position on the family tree is probably a little too close.

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seriouslythat 6

8 I'm sure he wouldn't be talking dirty to his niece.

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RedPillSucks 31

OP: Mom! You've got to play along and get in the spirit of things.

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elephantom12 9

OP I'm not gonna lie, it seems to me that you've potentially reached an all time low in your life if you're seeking pleasure with a random stranger through a telephone. I don't get it.

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mama2b3 20

Haha you get better at it the more you do it.

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Ozone1232 5

Looks like you actually were talkingtoaretard. (hence the username).

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pinkcrayola 0

Well yeah, that'd be why they put the name.

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Ozone1232 5

Every opportunity I get. You're spot on.

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