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Today, I was discussing sex with my guy friends in their dorm when I asked one of them what he would do if I got naked and crawled into his bed. He replied, "Nothing. You're one of the guys now." They all agreed. FML


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On 02/23/2009 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by NeverGonnaGetAny (woman) - United States (Texas)

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As a guy, let me tell you that that is one of the best compliments you can receive.

#1 - On 02/23/2009 at 4:58pm by bobdole

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Well, would you rather them think of you as a piece of ass instead of as a friend? Take it as a compliment... Unless the "fml" part is that you've got the hots for your friends or something.

#2 - On 02/23/2009 at 5:02pm by Cloudy

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