Merry Christmas!

By yek - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Israel - Tel Aviv

Today, I'm spending Christmas Eve at the hospital. Why? Because when I blew my nose, a ball of flesh connected to a tendril of skin shot out, and it wouldn't go back up. FML
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Top comments

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Wow! I am though blowing your brains out your nose with just a myth.

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HarleyBlues 24

How hard were you blowing?

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igive 29

I would have passed out at the sight. Wish you a fast recovery!

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Crazyjohnb 23

I would just stare at it. for at least a minute

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haileyrows 26

Sounds like someone is an aggressive nose picker with long nails Seriously, how on earth did a chunk of flesh get carved out?

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39abc93 12

why would blowing your nose have anything to do with picking your nose with long nails...? :'D

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rjc490 29

Sarcasm's so hard to catch....like a running nose!

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MonstreBelle 28

23- Nonsense. Running or not, to catch a nose one must simply hold a nose between their index and middle finger and pull. Old people used to get my nose like that all the time when I was a kid

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dabears1011234 27

Long nails on a frequent nose picker could cause injuries to the nasal tissue, even more so than a person with average sized nails.

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freddygasman 18

#28 it's easy for them to catch it because they could pin it between you and them, but if you try to catch it it's just a noise lengths ahead.

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friedpwnadge 25

That blows. Have a bloody good Christmas, OP.

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fml2830 6

Blowing my nose, will never be the same again!!!

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HarleyBlues 24

How hard were you blowing?

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photographer49 22

I'm wondering why OP tried pushing it back in! I'd be loosing my shit and my first thought wouldn't be let me shove this back up there!

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Kallian_fml 21

Mother always said my brains would shoot out if I blew too hard...

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

Wow! I am though blowing your brains out your nose with just a myth.

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HowlingFire 21

Oh God that sounds painful. D: Hope you recover swiftly!

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SixthSinEnvy 39

I read this while I have a cold. Thanks for the nightmares...

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Wondermage 5

Same here. My thoughts go out to anyone who spent Christmas day with a streaming nose.

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lchollett 22

Well, at least you have a Christmas that you'll never forget, and an ER story no one will ever be able to beat. (And a published FML...) Anyways, merry Christmas, OP!

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TeasinDaNoobs 16

I would have passed out on the spot! Hopefully you're ok and have a merry christmas!

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