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This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Tel Aviv, Israel
Merry Christmas!
Today, I'm spending Christmas Eve at the hospital. Why? Because when I blew my nose, a ball of flesh connected to a tendril of skin shot out, and it wouldn't go back up. FML
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Warmonger_Smurf 29
Wow! I am though blowing your brains out your nose with just a myth.
HarleyBlues 24
How hard were you blowing?
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Comments (52)
teentee401 36
Well shit, what was it? Don't tell me your brain is that small...
nickie_94 18
Wait, why would you want it to go back up?
Red_Curls1995 28
Oh dear lord I'm not sure I even want to know what it is! I'm going to have nightmares about this
epicx22 22
Wow, I've honestly never heard of something like this happening before. Thank god you're still able to make it to Christmas though :), have a great one OP.
Kitsi 14
Sounds like you might've blown out a polyp?
Mean_Girl 5
I'm guessing nasal polyps? OMG -_- Well, feel better!
Kevin_Kestel 24
hi
Gromann 9
So, you have Nasal Polyps. Me too. I've shot them out as projectiles when I'm on steroids.
freddygasman 18
that may be your body's way of telling you to stop this nonsense. unless they're prescribed for a medical condition, I'd listen to what your for body's saying.
headlock911 17
"Nope, I've come out, and I'm staying out!"
amelitaliz 22
I got so woozy reading this. I need to sit down. I think I am sitting. Please tell us how this happened and that you survived so I can stop imagining the worst. Mon dieu!