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Today, I'm spending Christmas Eve at the hospital. Why? Because when I blew my nose, a ball of flesh connected to a tendril of skin shot out, and it wouldn't go back up. FML

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Wow! I am though blowing your brains out your nose with just a myth.

HarleyBlues 24

How hard were you blowing?

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Oh dear me. A google image search for 'nasal polyps' is really something I would suggest avoiding.

Oh god my nose has started to feel seriously weird just thinking about this..

savagetitan 13

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I would have screamed... I'm squeamish when it comes to bloody noses and stuff.

I think screaming is a fairly normal reaction to expelling a ball of tissue from an orifice, nevermind one that is still partially attached. I'd be more disturbed if the person wasn't upset over it.

The ****? I defiantly sent one exactly like this in on like the 17th or 18th of this month. Its granulomatous mixed with nasal polyps and its very rare for it to come out. I have a ******* time-stamped pic as well you thief. And 44 you are actually right. They are shrinking it with steroids, treating the side effects of the steroids with antibiotics, and will remove the rest through the nose immediately after the medicine is done.

im terrified of blowing my nose now. i have a cold.

HOW? HOW THE **** DID YOU DO THAT?

I was seriously blowing my nose as I read this.... * slowly looks at tissue*

imahobbitlol 24

I had a nightmare where that happens. It's even scarier now that I know it's possible.