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Merry Christmas!

Today, I'm spending Christmas Eve at the hospital. Why? Because when I blew my nose, a ball of flesh connected to a tendril of skin shot out, and it wouldn't go back up. FML

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Wow! I am though blowing your brains out your nose with just a myth.

HarleyBlues 24

How hard were you blowing?

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Am I the only one who is scared to blow there nose now?

Oh god, I cringed from reading this. Feel better OP!

Mathalamus 24

Nice.

Anyone else starting to be weirded out by probably-false locations. I very much doubt an Israeli would be posting about Christmas eve.

PikaFreakRachel 17

You.. Tried to put it back?

my thoughts exactly!

If it was a ball of flesh... I'd be terrified to even know where it came from, nonetheless try to stuff it back up inside

Out of all the stories on here, this one right here is beyond anything I have ever heard of in my life. I hope you still have a great Christmas!

This may be one of the most disgusting things I have ever read.

That's some serious boogerage.

Damn, sorry to hear that OP. Merry Christmas, hopefully tomorrow will be a more pleasant day!

Never blowing my nose again