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yek This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Tel Aviv, Israel

Merry Christmas!

Today, I'm spending Christmas Eve at the hospital. Why? Because when I blew my nose, a ball of flesh connected to a tendril of skin shot out, and it wouldn't go back up. FML

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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter

When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

Wow! I am though blowing your brains out your nose with just a myth.

HarleyBlues 24

How hard were you blowing?

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OfficialMrD 3

Good news… if it comes out not attached to anything then its probably something you didnt need… Bad news… if its attached to something still, then oh shit