Christmas, Gross and Health: Merry Christmas! - FML

Merry Christmas!

By yek - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Israel - Tel Aviv

Today, I'm spending Christmas Eve at the hospital. Why? Because when I blew my nose, a ball of flesh connected to a tendril of skin shot out, and it wouldn't go back up. FML

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

Friday 25 December 2015 7:08

Wow! I am though blowing your brains out your nose with just a myth.

HarleyBlues 24

Friday 25 December 2015 7:07

How hard were you blowing?

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slimeking3 3

Sunday 5 February 2017 22:32

Only Israel.

OfficialMrD 3

Sunday 26 December 2021 21:03

Good news… if it comes out not attached to anything then its probably something you didnt need… Bad news… if its attached to something still, then oh shit

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Today, a police officer pulled me over while I was riding my high performance motorbike. He asked if I knew why he'd pulled me over. It was too tempting to resist at the time, but in hindsight telling him ,“Because I let you?” was not the best idea I’ve ever had. Cops have no sense of humour. FML

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Today, after work, I was saying goodbye to my last remaining friend I worked with because she was going to be leaving for college. My manager saw me talking and made me clock back in and work, because, "If you have time to talk, you have time to work." FML

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Today, I've learned that you can get chronic obstructive pulmonary disease from second-hand smoke, even if you don't smoke. I don't have it yet, but my parents are heavy smokers. They insist that the health risks are "exaggerated". Why don't you go tell that to my grandma, who actually DOES have COPD and was a heavy smoker until recently? FML

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Today, I called a friend of mine who was recently in an accident. She told me that the head trauma has caused her to lose all sense of smell and taste. To try and cheer her up, I suggested I take her out to lunch. FML

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Today, my girlfriend interrupted my proposal to take a selfie with the ice cream I had just bought her. She then said no. FML

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Today, I know my life is awesome when my partner and I have to plan watching movies and having sex around his drinking schedule. FML

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Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML

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Today, at work, a midget came in to buy beer. Not only was he almost as tall as me, he got offended when I had to card him and explain that the manager told me to card everyone, and that it wasn't because he was short. FML

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