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This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Tel Aviv, Israel
Merry Christmas!
Today, I'm spending Christmas Eve at the hospital. Why? Because when I blew my nose, a ball of flesh connected to a tendril of skin shot out, and it wouldn't go back up. FML
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Warmonger_Smurf 29
Wow! I am though blowing your brains out your nose with just a myth.
HarleyBlues 24
How hard were you blowing?
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igive 29
I would have passed out at the sight. Wish you a fast recovery!
Crazyjohnb 23
I would just stare at it. for at least a minute
OSMC 10
such eeeew
haileyrows 26
Sounds like someone is an aggressive nose picker with long nails Seriously, how on earth did a chunk of flesh get carved out?
39abc93 12
why would blowing your nose have anything to do with picking your nose with long nails...? :'D
rjc490 29
Sarcasm's so hard to catch....like a running nose!
MonstreBelle 29
23- Nonsense. Running or not, to catch a nose one must simply hold a nose between their index and middle finger and pull. Old people used to get my nose like that all the time when I was a kid
sturschaedel 27
maybe it was a polyp?
dabears1011234 27
Long nails on a frequent nose picker could cause injuries to the nasal tissue, even more so than a person with average sized nails.
freddygasman 18
#28 it's easy for them to catch it because they could pin it between you and them, but if you try to catch it it's just a noise lengths ahead.
friedpwnadge 25
That blows. Have a bloody good Christmas, OP.
fml2830 6
Blowing my nose, will never be the same again!!!
HarleyBlues 24
How hard were you blowing?
photographer49 22
I'm wondering why OP tried pushing it back in! I'd be loosing my shit and my first thought wouldn't be let me shove this back up there!
Kallian_fml 21
Mother always said my brains would shoot out if I blew too hard...
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Wow! I am though blowing your brains out your nose with just a myth.
HowlingFire 21
Oh God that sounds painful. D: Hope you recover swiftly!
SixthSinEnvy 39
I read this while I have a cold. Thanks for the nightmares...
Wondermage 5
Same here. My thoughts go out to anyone who spent Christmas day with a streaming nose.
lchollett 22
Well, at least you have a Christmas that you'll never forget, and an ER story no one will ever be able to beat. (And a published FML...) Anyways, merry Christmas, OP!
TeasinDaNoobs 16
I would have passed out on the spot! Hopefully you're ok and have a merry christmas!