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Today, it was my first ever live piano performance. It went all great until the end, when I stood up, slipped, and smashed face-first into the keys. I've lost half a tooth and all my dignity. FML

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On 03/30/2014 at 2:45pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

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You should take a rest.

#1 - On 03/30/2014 at 7:46pm by Tijenai

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Well, the keys ARE ivory. I just never expected a pianist to chip in his own teeth.

#2 - On 03/30/2014 at 7:47pm by Welshite

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