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Today, my dormant eczema decided to come back with a vengeance - on my scrotum. I work in an open office and can't scratch unless I repeatedly run into the restroom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21684) - you deserved it (1623)

On 09/05/2012 at 10:06am - health - by needtoscratch (man) - United States (Georgia)

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Or you could just embrace a role as the office sleazebag! Slapping asses and making dirty comments all while handling your crotch! Could be fun?

#2 - On 09/05/2012 at 1:00pm by DooleyFTW

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That sucks balls.

#1 - On 09/05/2012 at 12:59pm by rein

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