Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML
by markzar / 05/05/2012 at 3:19am / United States (Wisconsin) / Health
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Haha! This was an unexpected ending!
This is like those sentences that don't end the way you expect them burger.
#2 - On 05/05/2012 at 10:11am by NoorFML
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"...and when i finally got back to the couch to rest, i saw a spider on the ceiling."
#8 - On 05/05/2012 at 10:27am by snnoell_18
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