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Today, I missed my dentist appointment. I couldn't attend, because I was too busy puking my guts up due to a bad reaction to the pain medication I'm taking for my toothache. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15629) - you deserved it (1330)

On 03/27/2012 at 3:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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I'll bet the puking took your mind off the toothache!

#2 - On 03/27/2012 at 6:30pm by MrFuzzles

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The dentist is the place where evil, evil people go when they die. I'd say you're better off with the toothache.

#4 - On 03/27/2012 at 6:31pm by bagginzy

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