Kara
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, my downstairs neighbor had a home birth. Not only did I hear eighteen hours of uninterrupted screaming, they called me afterwards to ask if I could come over to help them clean up. FML
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txgirl2013 14
Like a good neighbor OP is there :) ha
LiL_Dub 2
Gross! No way, they need to clean up their own bodily fluids!
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txgirl2013 14
Like a good neighbor OP is there :) ha
WCARlover 35
15 minutes could save you 15 perc--oh, never mind
upyourzlolz 11
Hopefully the baby will be in "good hands"
Dmars444 4
downstairs neighbors are lucky to have a vampire upstairs :D
dethbunny 0
I'm sorry, I don't speak stupid.
tommyfox 19
Ohhhhh... OP must be the girl from 4E!
CalebEatsZombies 2
THIS IS SPARTA!!!! Oh look a baby
baseball6917 8
can I get a hot tub?!
cdogLuvs2golf 0
#36 that does not make any sense and was really weird
StoryOfTheYear 15
I think they need more help than just a cleaning. I know times might be bad, but save yourselves and OP the displeasure and go to a hospital next time.
BubbleGrunge84 7
Don't worry...I liked your comment
Babyseal420 7
With a mop and bucket.
SayPeanuts 29
At least you didn't have to push a baby out of your vajayjay...
shift_love 13
Clean up that gumbo pot.
awagh666 14
At least you didn't have to hear "oh my god, i'm coming, i'm coming, i'm coming...."
willow_smithO_o 0
They probaly wouldnt be haveing a baby...
YakuzaxGeneralz 9
I'm guessing OP heard that around 9 months ago.
awagh666 14
Imagine op hearing the baby screaming that....
yohooooooo 5
that's hot
bugmenotmofo 34
No it's not.
anjtrg_1112 23
Make them pay you .
gregorrok1 0
Well OP get use to the screaming. New borns are infamous for their constant crying...
MikeDa1Da 14
Your comments suck .
Snow_Daisy 7
Plaaacenta.
angrymexican 8
What are you trying to say?
zombicidal 11
placenta obviously
graham11 14
Are those extra A's really necessary?
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
I think the extra 'A's accentuate the awesomeness of afterbirth.
CommonSenseKarma 17
Ah, alliteration is astounding.
Msagrera 5
I used to think that was funny, but then i took an arrow to the knee
LiL_Dub 2
Gross! No way, they need to clean up their own bodily fluids!
KindaFunnyRight 8
Thank. You.
leogirl95 12
You said no, right?
trollfaced 2
I hope OP said no
Patts_fml 4
Well get on over there!
Outsider_77 0
Why? That's disgusting
KellyIsTheBest32 12
I think 6 was using sarcasm.
Jaxx66 21
It is gross. Lol. As much as people say child birth is beautiful, it is.... But watching the baby come out is absolutely nasty. I wish I didn't agree to be with my friend during hers. The screams and everything aren't bad. Right when the baby is about to crown it has some weird gooey bubble come out with it. I was told that was part of the fluid... *shudders* it was like alien.
cinderella10383 6
Her water bag was still intact so the baby was born in a bubble which means the baby is a bubble baby and that only happens in like 1 out of every 2,000 or more births. When I had my kids no bubble popped out before them lol j
HoboSmeller 6
was it a boy or a girl?
btnhdude 0
You ask the question but ill bet you know you wont get an answer.
KiddNYC1O 22
You never know. OPs do comment my friend.
MagicallyFat 12
They do comment, although I've only seen it once you never know
Ins0mau 20
Does it really matter to you?
Anubyte 0
Make sure not to wear anything white, blood can stain!
niebauer 9
Yes another portal fan!
crazyrunnergirl 7
I would hope you said no
mikeeg 0
lol, me too.
M0rt 0
Crazyrunnergirl get back to the kitchen
MagicGiraffe 12
OP's too busy cooking in the kitchen... ;)
aantho_fml 0
Be polite and bring a gift.
yumlicious 4
Then GTFO (and not clean)...
sheethapins 13
Yes, the gift of Lysol.