Kara
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, my downstairs neighbor had a home birth. Not only did I hear eighteen hours of uninterrupted screaming, they called me afterwards to ask if I could come over to help them clean up. FML
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txgirl2013 14
Like a good neighbor OP is there :) ha
LiL_Dub 2
Gross! No way, they need to clean up their own bodily fluids!
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Comments (110)
megbrooke23 0
Wow haha sucks for you lol
dkhannar 0
Like a boss!!
FaraPjJammaz 13
................Gross :( But well.... I dont know if I would have helped if it was me. I'd be pretty darn annoyed, but then again, a new being just came into the world sooo :O
PrimeStarscream 30
You're a jerk.
Humanspider 18
The answer is simple: NO! Matter of fact, you can say **** NO!
ty1992_farmlife 12
Leave me out of that cleanup
iGreen 0
Yeah right, like someone would ask that.
lksdliz 9
NO!! Next they will be asking you to help when the baby blows up it's diapers! But on the upside, the home birth option is probably off the table forever for Mom...
juwon410 1
Don't you just love the miracle of life leavin a big mess
skyeyez9 25
All you have to say is: Ewww no! Clean up your own bloody after birth mess!