Kara
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, my downstairs neighbor had a home birth. Not only did I hear eighteen hours of uninterrupted screaming, they called me afterwards to ask if I could come over to help them clean up. FML
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txgirl2013 14
Like a good neighbor OP is there :) ha
LiL_Dub 2
Gross! No way, they need to clean up their own bodily fluids!
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deequu 20
There are worse things happening to people. Instead of whining, go help or go make a family of your own. Doesn't look like you have a social life.
DriAA7 17
So that's what people should do when they don't have a social life? Start families? How does that make sense?
KaylieeJay 4
So by not having kids, you don't have a social life? Seems like the opposite in most cases to me...
VoteForTaco 8
You should have said (in a cartman voice):"F*** you guys, i'm going home!"
lsd_25 8
thats gross. i wouldnt even be polite when i decline if i were u
DonovanRiddick 6
Thats too far. What a douchebag!
MrIncredibleSME 3
Ugh, home births. I liked Patton Oswalt's bit on that stupid trend.
my2centsworth 15
Mrs Reagan says, "Just say 'no'!"
InvisibleMonster_fml 16
Gross, let's hope you said, "**** NO."
kareltje 17
That's what good neighbors are for ;)
Boomer21 0
I didn't know the Duggars had neighbors...
erika729 1
Ydi for actually doing it..that's wat her baby daddy is for