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You won't know him, he goes to a different school

Today, I lied to a group of 8 year-olds about having a boyfriend. FML

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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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Arsonnist 3

Did they ask you out or something?

You're a phony.

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Epic fail.

Auggie99 0

it's ok you'll find someone.

i have learned that eight-year-olds are almost always interested in older kids having boyfriends and girlfriends. it's a thing.

Wow, that's sad.

Those little brats aren't worthy of knowing who does what with whom, OR who does whom with what. Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk

why would u lie about havinq a boyfriend?

Idk, but it's not cute or cool.

that's just sad

Ha ha. You lose!

Yur pretty lame lol

not having a boyfriend is embaradsing so I can see why you did it, it's still pathetic though.

scvcwcheer 0

#44/45 i totally agree, how is it embarrassing? especially to eight year olds. when youre 8 a boyfriend is just a guy you hang out with and are like best friends and have crushes on eachother, so makes no difference to them