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jennavankirk This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

You won't know him, he goes to a different school

Today, I lied to a group of 8 year-olds about having a boyfriend. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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Arsonnist 3

Did they ask you out or something?

You're a phony.

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thetweak70 2

lmao loser

wow pathetic.

thats just sad :(

soccerlover1234 0

aww I feel 4 u op;(

ha. i had to do that yetsterday cause some 8 year olds were following me when i was taking a walk. i had to say i had a bf to get them to stop following me.

curlyqtie 0

I would probably do the same :O

kids can be mean...

why? also did you lie by saying you had one or by saying you did not? because the latter would be pretty disgusting :P I'm clearly joking by the way. Seriously though, why lie? FMOL (f'd my own life) by the sound of it

I have done that before

Youre boss is a tool, you will have his job in a few months