jennavankirk
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
You won't know him, he goes to a different school
Today, I lied to a group of 8 year-olds about having a boyfriend. FML
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Arsonnist 3
Did they ask you out or something?
Freeze_fml 17
You're a phony.
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crazykitten66750 8
Doesn't everyone?
HeartOfLead 24
Great, now you have to lie to them AGAIN about not the cooties.
wingedelephants 17
Just be mature about it. Not everybody can or must be in a relationship all the time, and you shouldn't feel any lesser because you aren't attached. You're sending the wrong message to the children. Think of the children! *descends into babble*
kenyrabit 25
Did you also claim said boy was 8? lol
RoyalMGN 8
maybe the kids thought you looked nice so that's why they asked? hang in there OP someone is waiting you just have to find them
rubberduck_of_doom 31
If you only feel validated when you have a boyfriend then that's nobodies fault but your own! You need to learn how to be happy with yourself!!!