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You won't know him, he goes to a different school

Today, I lied to a group of 8 year-olds about having a boyfriend. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Arsonnist 3

Did they ask you out or something?

You're a phony.

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ooooh! thats just so wrong.

bongsong 0

shut up meg

a while ago I was working at a camp with 8 year olds and they were asking me if I had a boyfriend and they wouldn't believe that I don't. lol i decided to not try to explain to them that im a lesbian. they were convinced that every girl in high school has one. it was pretty funny.

Say "alpha Kenny body" 10 times wicked fast and that's what this OP is saying.. :P

Did you lie about not having a beau? My BFF did. lol

Well, that really pathetic. Rofl.

wow! and your lying to a bunch of second graders because???

You. Are. A. Loser. ........Nuff said. Were they, like, your little sister/brother's friends or somethin??? o_O

lalagurl5 0

ur retardes for thinking tht 8 year olds care