Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was planning my impending nuptials with my fiancé, my sister jokingly told him it's not too late to call it off. He took her seriously and bailed. He won’t answer my calls. FML
Today, after waiting 3 months until my friend's wedding was done being celebrated, I announced my engagement. My newlywed friend bitched me out for "stealing" all of the attention and being selfish. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, my crazy ex-girlfriend legally changed her last name to mine. I'm getting married in a week. FML
Today, my bandmate and I decided to propose to our girlfriends, who are also in the band, at the same time in the middle of a concert. His girlfriend said yes. Mine ran off the stage crying. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend's parents for the first time… while they were bailing us out of jail. FML
Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML
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Top comments
logic368 8
I guess for some people, love is a competition after all...
efettes 19
Really? Some people need to grow up and learn to be happy for one another. Especially family.
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Comments (137)
littlexlune 16
If they wanted to be the first to wed, I guess one of them should've proposed! **** 'em.
liaRawr 9
It's not your fault he hasn't asked her the question
Heat_Leech 7
If they are that worried about it why don't they just get married? but hey you got a yes CONGRATS!!
bucketsoftacos 4
Well if they look at it as competition or something, then yeah it's wrong... But if they're mad at you for engaging yourself to someone you just met a year ago...
BeeQueenbee60 4
Congratulations, on your proposal! As for your sister, she either likes waiting, or she's afraid she can't get anyone else.
Kreig1996 5
Maybe her bo should have proposed by now?
jimmywithsalt 19
Ugh, people like that really piss me off. As if it's your fault. Tell them to F off.
JohnTheLad 13
They need to take a chill pill or actually act on their own shit.
yeongji 31
Don't care about their jealousy. Do what you feel is right and do not rush or hesitate because of them.
lilushi 8
That's their own damn fault if they both want to get married but haven't actually gotten engaged