Family tradition

By Anonymous - 28/07/2022 03:00 - United Kingdom - Norwich

Today, I woke up to find both my sisters standing over me. One of them punched me in the balls, then dragged me out of bed by my feet. The other poured a jug of ice cold water over me, while the other kicked me in the balls again, from behind this time. They yelled, "Happy birthday." FML
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cuz803 44

That's a wicked way to show affection. Is this something your family does on special occasions? Indeed, happy birthday regardless

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Earl_KarmasBitch 33

Plot twist: It wasn't even his birthday.

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cuz803 44

That's a wicked way to show affection. Is this something your family does on special occasions? Indeed, happy birthday regardless

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RichardPencil 30

I hate surprise parties! Did you get any cool gifts from them? The ones they gave you so far are shitty.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 33

Plot twist: It wasn't even his birthday.

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lukey101 23

This made me laugh. Would expect not thing less myself lol. Happy bday mate

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indiemusicnerdgirl 20

Sorry to hear about your balls but happy birthday dude!

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Charlie Given 26

That's absolutely disgusting ,what is it with this trend for women to think they can assault their brothers, let me guess they also made a video of it and put it on tiktok 🤦‍♂️Time for some well planned revenge 😈 also Happy Birthday 🎉🎈

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emmalou 18

imagine how worse it would be if you had Brothers

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