Today, I went through the Taco Bell drive through. The lady at the window handed me my food and receipt. In a moment of insanity, I threw the receipt at the cashier and yelled, "WOOHOO!" I attempted to burn rubber and get the hell out of dodge, only to remember my car was in park. FML
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Today, the drive-thru lady at Taco Bell broke my debit card and tried to hide it by wrapping it in a receipt. FML
Today, I was exhausted after a long day at work and didn't feel like cooking so I went to a drive thru. I placed my order, went to the window and paid. I then drove off without my food and didn't realize it for a couple of blocks. I was too embarrassed to go back and get it. FML
Today, I ordered fries at a drive-thru, then drove away without paying. Realizing my mistake, I panicked and circled back, only to drive past the window again. The worker just stared at me as if I was pulling off the slowest robbery in history. FML
Today, I pulled up to a drive-thru speaker and my brain misfired and I said, “Thanks, I love you!” to the employee after she handed me my order. She replied, “We just met, but okay dude.” I put my food on the passenger seat and quickly scuttled off in my busted ass Toyota. FML
Today, while in the drive-through for Taco Bell, I hit the car behind me after forgetting my car was in reverse. It was in reverse because I was worried the old lady in front of me was going to forget she was in reverse. She didn't. FML
Today, I tried to flirt with the cute cashier at my usual drive-thru. Instead of saying, "Thank you," I panicked and said, "I love you." Now I have to find a new favorite burger place. FML
Today, I held my bag of burger and fries out the window while driving, to preserve that new car smell. Not only did I hit a pothole and lose my lunch, I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him. FML
Today, while working the drive-through at McDonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" and throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML
Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML
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vermillionlove 0
W...T...F...
plethora 3
You rebel.
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Comments (182)
null_fml 11
I misread this one at first. I thought it said "...only to remember that my car was pink."
bom_bom 0
Still sound funny. :D
bombchelle 0
i thought the same thing! haha
Johnothan23 7
Seriously....your amazingly stupid. Did you think we'd all show simpathy towards you? Not a FML, more like I tried to be a dick and looked stupid while trying
St0rm11 0
Sounds like something my ex would do. Hence why he's my ex.
Wormfood 0
Ha! Fair play mate. You deserved it for lack of forethought, but fair play all the same.
HaveNoShame 3
My favorite part is the premise of this post: OP's life is only f-ed because his car was in park. We are to assume that if he had successfully thrown a receipt, yelled, "Whoohoo," and sped off from a Taco Bell, he'd be living a substantially better life, I suppose? He's completely certain that the car being in park was the variable that made him appear foolish. Ha ha ha!
Piklink 0
You're so right. XDDD Seriously, is this idiot looking for sympathy? Cause he ain't finding any here.
vesperl 0
Hahahaha!
dan11 0
omg dude you just made my day! XD
PyroDeath19 0
I did something like that except it was the burger. so fyl for getting caught but ydi for not giving the finger to
Orchid_fml 2
hahahah
TomBryJames 0
wat a fag
DynamicDave 11
Wow, you might actually be the coolest person ever. /sarcasm Seriously, WTF?
not_my_life 0
Let me help you for your next FML, here's how you should have written it. "I'm a douche. FML"
J4cks0n 0
Moment of insanity? Cocaine overdose perhaps...
Seventytimeseven 0
ahaha I love this. and agree wholeheartedly with the possibility of this lol