Today, I went through the Taco Bell drive through. The lady at the window handed me my food and receipt. In a moment of insanity, I threw the receipt at the cashier and yelled, "WOOHOO!" I attempted to burn rubber and get the hell out of dodge, only to remember my car was in park. FML
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Today, the drive-thru lady at Taco Bell broke my debit card and tried to hide it by wrapping it in a receipt. FML
Today, I was exhausted after a long day at work and didn't feel like cooking so I went to a drive thru. I placed my order, went to the window and paid. I then drove off without my food and didn't realize it for a couple of blocks. I was too embarrassed to go back and get it. FML
Today, I ordered fries at a drive-thru, then drove away without paying. Realizing my mistake, I panicked and circled back, only to drive past the window again. The worker just stared at me as if I was pulling off the slowest robbery in history. FML
Today, I pulled up to a drive-thru speaker and my brain misfired and I said, “Thanks, I love you!” to the employee after she handed me my order. She replied, “We just met, but okay dude.” I put my food on the passenger seat and quickly scuttled off in my busted ass Toyota. FML
Today, while in the drive-through for Taco Bell, I hit the car behind me after forgetting my car was in reverse. It was in reverse because I was worried the old lady in front of me was going to forget she was in reverse. She didn't. FML
Today, I tried to flirt with the cute cashier at my usual drive-thru. Instead of saying, "Thank you," I panicked and said, "I love you." Now I have to find a new favorite burger place. FML
Today, I held my bag of burger and fries out the window while driving, to preserve that new car smell. Not only did I hit a pothole and lose my lunch, I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him. FML
Today, while working the drive-through at McDonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" and throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML
Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML
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W...T...F...
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You rebel.
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Comments (182)
J3NNYP3NNY47 0
That's what you get for acting like a ignoramus.
FD929 0
You sir, are a douche.
R1s3Aga1nst 0
Some of you people need to remember, this isn't supposed to be a sight about events that ruin or destroy their lives, but funny anecdotes of small events in people's lives that others would find funny.
poudycat 0
This. You guys are taking the site too seriously. Of course his life isn't f'ed! It wasn't THAT disrespectuf to the cashier either, she got a receipt thrown at her, WOW! (Oh and it's made of paper so OP probably missed her) This is funny. If you don't want to kaugh, gtfo FMylife.
Kurosake 0
I lack co ordination.
HelloDarlingg 0
hahaha! I bet your a real smooth guy wit the ladies.
Skullcrusher 5
Like, you're stupid. Dumbass.
Bumlove89 0
Please do us all a favorite and move to an isolated area of earth. We need less of your kind around us.
Dante15 3
You're one of the reasons why the workers in fast food places spit in people's food.
yasmeenjonasx3 0
I moderated this. You are retarted my friend. WOOHOO.
anh11 0
Today, I was working at Taco Bell . I handed this guy a receipt , he yelled "WOOHOO!" and threw it back in my face, tried to race off , but his car was still in park. He looked like a total retard and I dont want to go back to work tomorrow. FML
LilwayneisaG 0
faila