Today, during a review session for a botany class, I began to space out. Then, I started to go, "Beep, beep, beep, beep." I stopped when I noticed the entire class staring at me as if I were insane. This was not the first time this had happened. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had an extreme panic attack in the middle of class. I interrupted another person's presentation, burst into tears, and ran out of class whilst everyone looked at me. FML
Today, I was super bored in health class so I decided to watch Invader Zim on my computer. I never made sure my headphones were connected. so the whole class turned and stared at me. FML
Today, I monitored my students as they conducted a lab experiment. I was walking to the other side of the room while looking at a student who seemed about to ask a question. When she looked up at me, I walked into a wall. FML
Today, I was late for class. I have extreme social anxiety, so I quietly slipped into the huge, packed auditorium, trying to be as quiet as possible. When I was almost to my seat, I accidentally kicked a teacher's coffee down the steps. The entire class looked at me and some clapped. FML
Today, I had a big exam. Twenty minutes in I could feel people turning round looking at me. I ignored them at first, but towards the one hour mark it got more distracting. I stood up and yelled, "Why's everyone staring at me!" I got kicked out. Turns out I was seated directly in front of the clock. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML
Today, at university, I worked up the courage to speak up in a lecture hall of 200 people. I raised my hand, made my point, and felt pretty good until the professor said, “That’s exactly what I said like five minutes ago.” Half the room turned to look at me like I'd just woken up from a nap mid-class. Which I had. FML
Today, I tried to look productive in a meeting by nodding along, only to realize too late that I was actually nodding off. When my head dropped forward, it made a loud thud on my desk, and everyone stopped talking at once. FML
Today, the clock in the study lounge was off, so I was half-an-hour late to class. I was too embarrassed to walk in late, so I sat for the next half-hour with my ear against the door trying to hear the lecture. People stopped to ask if there was something wrong with me. Yeah, probably. FML
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diet_otaku 0
..."as if" you were insane?
DeeArr 0
Sounds like you're secretly a robot. Let me take this opportunity to recommend that you don't destroy humanity.
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CallMeHush 1
How about getting a full nights sleep, not smoking a blunt, getting some excercise, drinking a red bull or whatever else it takes to stay awake in class. I'm not sure but you might actually pass it then. Or yes, you are insane.
batosai33 0
were you backing up, a robot, or a fire alarm?
wh4t3v3R 0
Yeah, I was trying to figure out why he would be beeping. I've blurted from space outs before, but never beeped.
mawoo_fml 0
I love when the 3rd guy down writes FIRST. what a nob govbler
mawoo_fml 0
hey TryToBeKind... SHUT THE **** UP
TryToBeKind 0
... I never did anything to you. I don't see you telling the "maybe it is a seizure" people to shut up, I simply suggested another neurological condition. Big deal
tastycakes 0
Seriously, see a doctor!
pharmacist88 0
It sounds like an absence seizure to me. You should definitely go see your doctor and consider antiepileptics.
Squit_fml 16
Sorry... but you probable ARE insane.
allmidnighteyes 11
Your name is JP. You are a robot. You have a robot ******.
kisseshugsdrugs 5
how did he see me?
cxal_fml 0
If you didn't make a concious effort to say "beep, beep, beep" then you just had a complex partial seizure and need to go see a neurologist. Its not insanity, its a neurological condition
cxal_fml 0
Actually it would be a complex partial seizure as absence seizures would only explain zoning out. It would need to be a partial for speech to be included