dragos_dgt
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Romania
You OK dude?
Today, at work, my boss stared at me from behind while I made hand gestures and noises at a toaster. I was pretending to be Magneto. FML
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marinus_fml 20
Expect a raise...from his genitals.
AnthonyN 5
Don't worry, I tried to be wolverine once at a pool party. Apparently girls in bikinis don't find it attractive.
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some1azn 0
He was trying to stare into your mind like Professor Xavier.
sandmancometh 3
Better by far to keep your imagination than keep your job.
Jimboom 12
Keep trying. One day those superpowers of yours might actually kick in... of course if that ever did become a reality it will only happen that one time when nobody is around.. obviously.
Weetart 8
Best FML today. LMAO
andre5006 2
Don't even blame you since I watched Xmen first class Ive been holding my temples trying to read minds and control people
suitgirl5 5
This reeks of awesomeness.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
For some reason, this made me think of Accepted. "I wanna learn how to blow shit up....with my mind."
DamnSmooth 0
You should try this same experiment later at home. And you should do it while in a bathtub of running water, with the toaster nearby & conveniently plugged in. With some luck it will slightly levitate just enough before falling into the bathtub.
TheBigFailer 0
My dad saw me doing the same thing with a frying pan
Nick120 2
WTF... Maybe you shouldn't be doing that in a public place