Nick120

Boredom · 26 January 2009, 21:09 ·United States 🌶️ Spicy

Caught

Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML

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Anonymous · 8 May 2014, 02:31 ·Tampa, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Peek a boo

Today, my husband and I put our children to bed a little earlier than usual, so we could have some sexy time. Immediately following my full-blown orgasm, I rolled over, only to see my wide-eyed son peeking over the top of the mattress. FML

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fuck florida · 16 May 2014, 19:26 ·San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Cool trick, mom

Today, I walked in on my mom showing her friends that she can deepthroat a banana. That's something I could've lived a long and happy life without seeing. FML

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