dragos_dgt
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Romania
You OK dude?
Today, at work, my boss stared at me from behind while I made hand gestures and noises at a toaster. I was pretending to be Magneto. FML
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marinus_fml 20
Expect a raise...from his genitals.
AnthonyN 5
Don't worry, I tried to be wolverine once at a pool party. Apparently girls in bikinis don't find it attractive.
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Blah0618 0
Danggg
roxie419 0
this is the only FML that has ever really made me laugh. awesome. c:
twistedstixx2 5
havent we all? Lol
yaknowiverse 0
good one.
yaknowiverse 0
good one.
Lily_lops95 0
Wow
ThatAkwardMoment 2
I think you and I would get along famously....
iNb4 0
So is your boss professor Charles Xavier?
HomeAl0ne 20
I prefer to be Captain Kirk. That way, if anyone surprises me like that I can just flip open my wallet and say "Beam me up Scotty!".
disturbed_girl29 0
that just made me LOL. THANKS