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dragos_dgt This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff Romania

You OK dude?

Today, at work, my boss stared at me from behind while I made hand gestures and noises at a toaster. I was pretending to be Magneto. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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marinus_fml 20

Expect a raise...from his genitals.

AnthonyN 5

Don't worry, I tried to be wolverine once at a pool party. Apparently girls in bikinis don't find it attractive.

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Blah0618 0

Danggg

roxie419 0

this is the only FML that has ever really made me laugh. awesome. c:

twistedstixx2 5

havent we all? Lol

yaknowiverse 0

good one.

yaknowiverse 0

good one.

Lily_lops95 0

Wow

ThatAkwardMoment 2

I think you and I would get along famously....

iNb4 0

So is your boss professor Charles Xavier?

HomeAl0ne 20

I prefer to be Captain Kirk. That way, if anyone surprises me like that I can just flip open my wallet and say "Beam me up Scotty!".

disturbed_girl29 0

that just made me LOL. THANKS