dragos_dgt
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Romania
You OK dude?
Today, at work, my boss stared at me from behind while I made hand gestures and noises at a toaster. I was pretending to be Magneto. FML
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marinus_fml 20
Expect a raise...from his genitals.
AnthonyN 5
Don't worry, I tried to be wolverine once at a pool party. Apparently girls in bikinis don't find it attractive.
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marinus_fml 20
Expect a raise...from his genitals.
marinus_fml 20
What a fail. I though OP was female. *sigh*
bubble25_fml 5
You seem to fail quite often.
LuHGiiiT 11
18 - You've failed twice in the two most recent FMLs.. I believe you're in the lead =P
urdirtyolduncle 15
1--- Cowboy buttsecks?
bubble25_fml 5
Whaaaaa?? You stalking me O:?? Whyyyyyyyyy :'(
LiveLaughFML 10
lol no #26, he isn't stalking you. your creepy profile picture stands out anywhere.
LuHGiiiT 11
^ She's good ;)
enonymous 9
Marinus by female you meant me right?
LuHGiiiT 11
34 - Why am I always the only one thoroughly confused by your comments? Am I missing something? ='(
enonymous 9
You miss everything...
LuHGiiiT 11
...except for your sexay mustache..
enonymous 9
Don't mess with the stache... Unless you're looking for a ride
StoryOfTheYear 15
You didn't miss anything. You cleaned up after yourself spotlessly.
Finn_the_human 5
Why didn't you switch to professor X so you could make him forget what he saw?
LedZeppelin1109 0
Nice effort for the comment though...
ILoveEmoes 9
It still works, marinus! Look at all the thumbs ups you're getting, you're popular! ... Or maybe people just like your insanely hot back.
Mr_Chow 5
Who wouldn't want to be him?
Fruit_Dealer 9
I know right that guy is a real chick magnet. Sorry..
hockey199813 5
A girl I guess
airforce987 20
Actually I wouldn't want to be him. He went through the holocaust.
TheBigFailer 0
Shut the up the following: ^airforce^
ImaginaryFoe 1
Me. I just spent the past 10 minutes pretending I was Storm by gesturing to the clouds gathering outside the window.. Important note: I'm not at work. Pick your moments, OP.
airforce987 20
51 - learn the speak the English
Mysanitywins 10
Lol @51.
Airick_TheGreat 2
Your screwed
TheLetterZero 7
You're*
Airick_TheGreat 2
Really?
iamgoofymovie 0
Yes, really.
Katie_the_Great 6
What a Loser:)
aznpiboy24 5
You're just trying to hide the fact you're one too, we all are :D
butterybiscuit 6
Katie tha great, ur hot
jackhornung 6
Wow
Deathhound 27
Haha, what did he say?
jallred254 4
He said that his mom played a similar role last night...
sunkissedblonde 0
Ur pic is scary
CanadianNarwhal 13
Well if your boss likes X-men, you're golden.
AnthonyN 5
Don't worry, I tried to be wolverine once at a pool party. Apparently girls in bikinis don't find it attractive.
loserman67 36
SAY GOODBYE TO: 1. Your self-respect 2. Respect from your boss or co-workers 3. ANY shot at a raise and/or promotion 4. The hot chick from the accounting department you wanted to ask out 5. Any invitations to parties, lunches, drinks after work with co-workers, pretty much any sort of life SAY HELLO TO: 1. Snickering behind your back 2. Being make fun of at the water cooler 3. A life of being alone 4. Being stuck in your current position forever 5. Take out food, eaten by yourself in your cold, lonely apartment.
Enigmax2514 7
Judging from your name, did you form this comment from your life experiences? :p
LuHGiiiT 11
How the heck did you type all of that and still end up being #10? By the time I think of anything relevant, and type it all up, the best I can hope for is in the 200's 0_o
LetsRollOut 2
I dunno. I could see my friends and I welcoming this guy with open arms.
Tyger44 1
Who gives a **** abput what others think!!???if you work well&get on with the managment its no problem. This is a minor thing..compared to what other people do at work..including me..
kaengelangeleyes 9
How in the world did this post get so many thumbs up. X men is awesome!
tls1679 0
You should've said "cold, lonely basement."
yajooo 3
hahaha burn
KaelaKhaotic 5
Are you making magic toast?
neonsugarXx 0
Lol why did this get so many thumbs down? xD
CryMoreFMLs 15
Because everybody knows buttered toast is better.
KaelaKhaotic 5
Because those 12 people don't enjoy magic toast. :[