dragos_dgt
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Romania
You OK dude?
Today, at work, my boss stared at me from behind while I made hand gestures and noises at a toaster. I was pretending to be Magneto. FML
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marinus_fml 20
Expect a raise...from his genitals.
AnthonyN 5
Don't worry, I tried to be wolverine once at a pool party. Apparently girls in bikinis don't find it attractive.
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fullofmetal 7
Yay for Mags! He's a badass *and* the best grandpa ever. 8D
Meemin 5
If I were your boss, you'd be getting a promotion.
neonsugarXx 0
Uhh I don't get this at all xD ydi for pretending to be "Magneto" at work in front of your boss and co-workers?
zombiekitten87 12
Your life does suck. You married a man-child
zombiekitten87 12
While I am confused about what kind of noises it takes to pretend to be magneto, that is pretty funny
monnanon 14
maybe bendy metal noises or that weird sounds he does when he levitates. I would love to work with people like OP
jeffreybean 3
A+ and a high five
chilldude69 8
Haha.... Your boss is the luckiest dude I know.
bffbaby5771 0
Ha I would rather be wolverine
rexgar2000 10
I wish I was magneto, can u imagine how much fun you could have doing all that he does??
krakadilian 0
Thats ******* funny