Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML
Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML
Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML
Today, I was grounded by my mom because I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. FML
Today, my mom lost an argument and tried to ground me. I’m 43 years-old and own my own house, so yes, she actually tried to tell me to stay grounded in my own house. FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML
Today, I got yelled at by my mother for making noise after midnight. What was the noise? The microwave as I made something to eat. I work the night shift and had just come home from work, and I'm the only person in this house with a job. Apparently, me not paying her overdue bills cancels that out. FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my parents threatened to take away my college funds. Why? Because I complained about my 10 pm curfew during break as a freshman in college. FML
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Top comments
mylifeisgreat9 13
Kick them out. They seem like terrible people
friedpwnadge 25
Threaten to give them a curfew if they insist on insulting you in your own home.
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Comments (62)
IliekLoki 7
Overly Attached Mom
crazyclown00 17
OP is probably to dumb to realize she was joking.
KingGeorgeGal 12
Too*
dakatabg 31
Wow, show her who the boss is and where the front door is located.
Jharrist89 12
Turn the washer on while she's in the shower. You'll both be even!
worldclassrager 41
It's your house so it's your rules...you have all control...things keep going on like this just remove them...problem solved...
LyraAlluse 25
If you come home past midnight all of the magic will wear off and it will harder to find your one true love.
bryan788 29
mom's be crazy
kidsgotastinky 11
Plot twist you made this fml to show how successful you are. Double plot twist you're not and you're a liar.
KingGeorgeGal 12
Why do they live with you?
julian0605 9
Your house, your rules.