Miscellaneous: You gotta be kidding me?

You gotta be kidding me?

By mammasboy - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Springfield

Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 396

You deserved it 5 459

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By soliveyerlife - 21/03/2009 09:35 - United States

Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 062

You deserved it 128 135

WTF mom?

By whowhat - 11/07/2013 06:26 - United States

Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 684

You deserved it 4 043

How very dare you?

By 1357katie - 19/09/2009 04:22 - Canada

Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 749

You deserved it 6 297

Logic

By thyisnothorses - 29/04/2012 03:55 - United States - Scituate

Today, I was grounded by my mom because I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 262

You deserved it 3 106

Nice try, Mom

By Anonymous - 29/06/2025 02:00

Today, my mom lost an argument and tried to ground me. I’m 43 years-old and own my own house, so yes, she actually tried to tell me to stay grounded in my own house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 474

You deserved it 70

By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 06:00 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 834

You deserved it 393

By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 19:28 - United States - Warren

Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 709

You deserved it 6 465

Simmer down

By Anonymous - 07/03/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I got yelled at by my mother for making noise after midnight. What was the noise? The microwave as I made something to eat. I work the night shift and had just come home from work, and I'm the only person in this house with a job. Apparently, me not paying her overdue bills cancels that out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 561

You deserved it 101

By yourebeautiful - 31/12/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 174

You deserved it 2 833

By sophiae123 - 18/01/2015 03:50 - United States - Cadillac

Today, my parents threatened to take away my college funds. Why? Because I complained about my 10 pm curfew during break as a freshman in college. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 457

You deserved it 5 321

mylifeisgreat9 13

Wednesday 22 May 2013 0:00

Kick them out. They seem like terrible people

friedpwnadge 25

Wednesday 22 May 2013 0:02

Threaten to give them a curfew if they insist on insulting you in your own home.

Comments

IliekLoki 7

Wednesday 22 May 2013 3:18

Overly Attached Mom

crazyclown00 17

Wednesday 22 May 2013 4:40

OP is probably to dumb to realize she was joking.

KingGeorgeGal 12

Wednesday 22 May 2013 7:27

Too*

dakatabg 31

Wednesday 22 May 2013 4:40

Wow, show her who the boss is and where the front door is located.

Jharrist89 12

Wednesday 22 May 2013 5:04

Turn the washer on while she's in the shower. You'll both be even!

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 22 May 2013 5:15

It's your house so it's your rules...you have all control...things keep going on like this just remove them...problem solved...

LyraAlluse 25

Wednesday 22 May 2013 5:31

If you come home past midnight all of the magic will wear off and it will harder to find your one true love.

bryan788 29

Wednesday 22 May 2013 6:04

mom's be crazy

kidsgotastinky 11

Wednesday 22 May 2013 6:41

Plot twist you made this fml to show how successful you are. Double plot twist you're not and you're a liar.

KingGeorgeGal 12

Wednesday 22 May 2013 7:22

Why do they live with you?

julian0605 9

Wednesday 22 May 2013 7:40

Your house, your rules.

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I agree, your life sucks 13 295

You deserved it 29 214

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You deserved it 3 548

Today, I got home and realized that I didn't have my keys and my mum had said she wasn't going to be home till the next morning. After a long wait I decided I'd have to break a window to get in. Almost immediately after closing the door I watched as my mum pulled up in the driveway. FML

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You deserved it 7 380