Today, I had a creepy old guy with awful body odor in my salon. As I was washing his hair, he brought up how he wants to start a garden, and how a woman's monthly flow weirdly helps to make it grow. Then he asked me if I could save up my used tampons for him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while working at my salon, I was cutting an older gentleman's hair. When he got up to leave, everyone noticed he had clearly pissed his pants. I felt bad for him until he laughed and said, "Here's your tip, have fun cleaning that up." FML
Today, I went to take a shower. I noticed a funky smell, but I just assumed it was from whoever had been there last. When I pulled the shower curtain back, I found out that my sister has stopped using feminine hygiene products for her period. It looked like someone had died in the bathtub. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, I decided to look for the horrid stench coming from my bathroom. It turns out my roommate has been throwing away her used tampons in the "trashcan by the sink." That "trashcan" is my old antique vase. FML
Today, my uncle is staying with my family and he just gave me the weirdest 'gift' I've ever gotten. He gave me his used shaver. He said he realized that it's for women, but I find this disgusting. I could maybe sanitize it, but then I would have to touch the hairs on it. I had to pretend to be truly grateful for it. FML
Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML
Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML
Today, my dad got into an argument with the cashier about how overpriced the scented tampons were. FML
Today, I went into the men's restroom and started peeing in a urinal next to a middle-age man. As he zipped up and walked away, he said to me, "Don't worry, it'll grow." FML
Today, I was developing film at Walmart. It started to get a little warm, so I began taking my sweatshirt off. A creepy old man approached me, saying "You know, usually girls like you are paid to take their clothes off." FML
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Schnyduh 4
Awkward......
globalmeltdown 3
that's disgusting...
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Comments (131)
mrahhhhh 21
Shoulda told him, "No, even if that's the closest you're going to get to a woman's ******."
oilfan11 0
Wow bet that was weird
bevsta 7
Maybe he wants to use it as a tea bag?
PeteyPablo12308 20
Wow... That is one of the weirdest/grossest things I have ever heard in my life.
rattusrattus 19
I wonder what it says about my life that this is not, in fact, one of the weirdest or creepiest things I have ever heard?
blueberrypsycho 9
i have an overwhelming need to ask you now, what is the weirdest thing you've ever experienced?
blueberrypsycho 9
i say gtfa from that person. fast.
2twokaka 1
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! old ppls r werid but u got to respect them
pfx2_fml 15
Just tell them you got your own garden to tend to.
pfx2_fml 15
Just tell them you got your own garden to tend to.
bubo_fml 11
"Mary, Mary quite contrary, how does your garden grow?"
TraceCase_ 19
...with Playtex, Kotex and Tampax strings, and blood clots, all in a row.
Glockinator 2
Did you say yes? It's only polite