Today, I treated my friends to lunch at a posh restaurant because it's my birthday. While we were walking leisurely around the mall afterwards, their boyfriends showed up. I spent the next few hours walking alone behind them while they were walking hand in hand with their boyfriends. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was supposed to be my birthday dinner with two of my friends. They're both now bringing their boyfriends, so I get to be the fifth wheel to my own birthday dinner. FML
Today, I went to dinner with friends for my birthday. During the whole thing they insisted that we get whatever we wanted and celebrate, but when the check came, they all looked at me expectantly. I just bought my friends $150 of food for my birthday present. FML
Today, it's my birthday and my friends and I went to our favorite pub to celebrate. As I'm a little broke at the moment, they all offered to buy me birthday drinks. Which I later learned meant that they would order them for me and bring them to the table, but put everything on my tab. FML
Today, I thought it would be nice to take my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for my birthday. She got a little headache after we ordered, so she went outside to get some air. I ate a $100 meal and had Happy Birthday sang to me by the restaurant staff. Alone. FML
Today, it was my best friend's birthday party. Her boyfriend and I agreed to organize a dinner date to surprise her and celebrate. They celebrated, but forgot me until they arrived at the restaurant and saw the dinner reservation under my name. FML
Today, my friends took me out to the most expensive restaurant in town to celebrate my promotion, we ordered everything with expensive drinks too. They 'took a smoke break' and left me with the bill. FML
Today, I went out to eat with a group of couples and my boyfriend. All my friends boyfriends paid for them. Mine didn't, and said that I should order off the diet menu. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had promised that the day would belong to me. But no, I had to drive 80km forth and back to pick him up from work, then he took pictures with his new camera lens, then he decided what to eat, demanded a massage, and then he just fell asleep. Happy birthday to me. FML
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guckylynn 19
I don't get why YOU would treat your friends to something on your birthday. Usually it's the friend that treats you...
PhillyFox 0
It's kind of weird that their boyfriends ALL decided to show up at once...
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Comments (112)
kiljoi 0
time to find some netter friends srsly
sharon_ellj 0
Dude they should be the ones treating you, and they ditched you for their boyfriends.
Poetic_catfish 0
ydi for being an American
Cristaderzi 0
Lol YDI for paying for them on YOUR birthday! Draw the line and split! Alone is WAY better than being used!! Trust!!!
xvolcom893x 0
hahahaha ahhhh your **** your life so hard
z3r0nline 0
thats rlly mean of ur friend talk to them about it
turdburgers 0
FYL for spending your birthday at a mall.
pooter_stink 0
LOL You think they are your friends??? You suck at life!
perdix 31
Here's what you do: Give the girls your credit card and turn them loose in a shoe store while all the boyfriends gang-bang the shit out of you. Sure, you are going to have a sore hooch and a massive debt, but, oh, what a birthday! DHD's bukkake idea is a good alternative. Do you thank your lucky stars that you have access to genius like ours?
perdix 31
DHD, why not the FML commenters who come up with the idea in the first place? Basketball players get enough action as it is.
Lawlipop 3
Or, god forbid, the friends planned it and just didn't tell OP. EDIT: This was SUPPOSED to be a response to a comment up at the top about how odd it was that all the boyfriends showed up at once.