White lie

By Sorrymom - 11/08/2017 01:30

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Today, I had to watch as my deeply religious mother broke out in tears of joy, as she said how happy she was that I was waiting until marriage to have sex. I didn't have the heart to tell her that my fiancé and I fucked on the first date. FML
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Abigail Jane Lee 9

I'd just keep that one a secret from her, no point starting an argument!

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indienerdgirl 27

Just let her think that. There's no reason in starting an argument or telling her about your sex life. Some things are best kept to yourself. Especially when dealing with overly religious mothers.

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thatslifeiguess7 16

Use that to your advantage! When you get knocked up before the wedding you can say it's the 2nd coming of Jesus

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Re4ge 13

My boyfriend's family is very religious, so we just avoid touching each other when we're at their place. My father, on the other hand, bought me my pregnancy test and pays for our condoms regularly. He cares about my safety, at least!

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