Today, while driving on the motorway, I sneezed so hard my contacts popped out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sneezed inside my helmet when I was driving 90 mph on my motorbike. No quick solutions were available to improve visibility. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard during a meeting that my glasses flew off and hit my boss in the face. Now everyone keeps jokingly ducking every time I look their way. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, I had a massive sneeze while driving. It was so strong that I swerved and accidentally hit the horn, startling the person crossing the street. They dropped their coffee all over themselves and their phone. I ended up giving them cash for a new phone out of guilt. FML
Today, I got stuck in a three-hour traffic jam because I sneezed and missed the road I was meant to take. FML
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I sneezed after watching a commercial involving dust. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
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Top comments
TabooSushi 24
Wha... As a wearer of contact lenses: How did you even manage that? That's kind of impressive.
TheNewGuy03 29
Pull over to the side and pop those ******* back in!
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Comments (39)
WSMIZE 5
Done that way to many times! lol
AggieMike77 12
Bullshit.
momac86 17
Well that's an eye opening experience
Tyrax 16
I didn't know that was possible. I hope all your sneezes aren't that hard (all of mine are super hard ones, and it sucks).